Weaponized bacon. When the fatty revolution comes, the cavalry will ride in on scooter-chariots, wielding these bacon lances, and not a soul will be spared.
Unless they can walk faster than 2 miles per hour.
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE BACON
THAT IS NOT BACON
THAT IS HAM
They won't waste it. Flames aren't going to stop them from taking a bite...
secret weapon against islamofascism.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Bacon is the nexus between art and science.
Not surprising in the least.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Two words that will ruin this video:
I got my meat lance RIGHT HERE, BUDDY!!!!
Less than impressive, since the flammabiity does not come from bacon, but rather an external source.
I'm sort of offended that they call prosciutto "bacon". Not because of my Italian heritage, but because I speak English. Prosciutto sounds nothing like bacon. They don't even have the same number of syllables. It's absurd.
I feel like they're trying to latch onto some sort of internet bacon video bandwagon, which is shameful no matter how you dice it.
Actually, fuck "sort of". It's not bacon at all, he says bacon like 20 times, and I want my stars back. ITS NOT BACON
I can only take comfort in the hope that that guy goes everywhere smelling like burning flesh now.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
I'm sorry, this design is impractical.
When you get to the fully baked "seven-tube bacon device" stage, any reasonable person wuld stop and eat it.
Maybe he intended to put the fire out with nacho cheese and then eat it.
Man I can't wait for the next Fallout 3 DLC.
|Goethe and ernie |
Shouldn't have watched this hungover, because it's just left me more hungry than impressed.
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