Knuckles      Weaponized bacon. When the fatty revolution comes, the cavalry will ride in on scooter-chariots, wielding these bacon lances, and not a soul will be spared.
Unless they can walk faster than 2 miles per hour.
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Cap'n Profan!ty   I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE BACON
THAT IS NOT BACON
THAT IS HAM
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Prickly Pete They won't waste it. Flames aren't going to stop them from taking a bite...
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TinManic      secret weapon against islamofascism.
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Caminante Nocturno      Bacon is the nexus between art and science.
Not surprising in the least.
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme      Two words that will ruin this video:
Apollo
One
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Aelric      I got my meat lance RIGHT HERE, BUDDY!!!!
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ProfessorChaos   Less than impressive, since the flammabiity does not come from bacon, but rather an external source.
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pastorofmuppets      I'm sort of offended that they call prosciutto "bacon". Not because of my Italian heritage, but because I speak English. Prosciutto sounds nothing like bacon. They don't even have the same number of syllables. It's absurd.
I feel like they're trying to latch onto some sort of internet bacon video bandwagon, which is shameful no matter how you dice it.
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pastorofmuppets Actually, fuck "sort of". It's not bacon at all, he says bacon like 20 times, and I want my stars back. ITS NOT BACON
I can only take comfort in the hope that that guy goes everywhere smelling like burning flesh now.
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HURF BLURF DUH      I'm sorry, this design is impractical.
When you get to the fully baked "seven-tube bacon device" stage, any reasonable person wuld stop and eat it.
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pastorofmuppets Maybe he intended to put the fire out with nacho cheese and then eat it.
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revdrew      Man I can't wait for the next Fallout 3 DLC.
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Goethe and ernie      Shouldn't have watched this hungover, because it's just left me more hungry than impressed.
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