dementomstie My business card doesn't fit in a Cardapult because it doesn't BELONG in a Cardapult.
IrishWhiskey Its CRAP! That business card is CRAP. It fits in a rolodex! And where's the F#$%ing glitter?!?
Desidiosus Fat lot of good this thing is. In my office warfare is very mobile. We don't have time for sieges.
Camonk Look, eventually someone is going to get cornered. And then what are you gonna do without siege engines, wiseass? Sit there with your thumb up your ass until a relief army comes, APPARENTLY. You are bush league. BUSH. LEAGUE.
Suedeo This is when I whip out my Briefcase Ballista (TM)
Iron Xides Office warfware is waged a bit differently from what you might expect.