|Cleaner82 - 2009-04-17 |
|Dinanukht - 2009-04-17 |
I woke up this morning... no Canadian flags, no mounties, no hockey players...
You broke my heart Canada.
|ProfessorChaos - 2009-04-17 |
I was wondering how they would dramatically reveal healthcare.
With the poutine he's holding.
|Meerkat - 2009-04-17 |
What you don't know is that this is our scheme to take over the world.
One person at a time.
|Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2009-04-17 |
Our country is sometimes retarded. How would you like to wake up retarded? Also I am now craving a maple leaf cookie and some poutine.
|BOOSH - 2009-04-17 |
my god we have a gaudy national logo
umm remove the space between the 1 and the 2 sorry POETV doesn't like links
Whoops! not meant to be a reply.
|IrishWhiskey - 2009-04-18 |
What's more disturbing than waking up with a strange man in your bedroom?
Waking up with a picture of the Queen in your bedroom.
|Rape Van Winkle - 2009-04-18 |
I loved a Canadian girl. I almost moved there.
Fuck you Canada.
so it;s our fault you weren't good enough for her?
|Tstyle - 2009-04-18 |
Whenever I see this sort of weird patriotic nonsense, I try to imagine it with stars and stripes, or better yet, stars and bars.
Pride stinks, no matter who is doing it.
No matter who is doing pride?
|garcet71283 - 2009-04-18 |
Canada has finally figured out a way to dominance.
Make every person on earth a citizen of Canada, thereby becoming the largest and presumably most significant country.
|Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference - 2009-04-18 |
I'm perpetually torn between the fact that in my heart I know I'm an anarchist, but compared to the majority of the human race, being born in a place like Canada is the equivalent of playing the lottery while in the womb and winning.
I guess I consider myself lucky; what I would really like is to see all those good qualities be extended to every human on the planet.
Which is why, gentlemen, I stand here today, presenting bill 4536 to the U.N. Security Council, which outlaws steam, creates a rigid but safety-based licensing system for ducks that wish to partake in flight, and issues me a personal cheque of 500 billion dollars for the express purpose of hiring every Russian, Asian, and assorted other background 'brides-for-sale' and re-locating them to a safe and stable environment in my country, after a rigorous and photo I.D. based screening process, of which I will personally take part in, and further venture my own safety as a sign of my commitment to their futures by mentoring them one or two at a time in my personal residence.
Thank you; I would just like to give them a chance for a better life.
|Hugo Gorilla - 2009-04-18 |
If only the treasured Japan (Nihon) would do this.
Rape Van Winkle
It would have been more clear if you'd written, "Japan (Iapan) (Nihon) (Nippon)." In that order.
|Aoi - 2009-04-18 |
That guy with the hockey stick? One of the federal government's Gay Marriage agents, there to introduce our new citizen to his new mandatory rights.
The mountie likes to watch, but got stuck in traffic on the way over.
|zatojones - 2009-04-18 |
Totally unrealistic. Everyone knows there aren't any black people in Canada let alone the Mounties.
Wait, that was a big tub of poutine, not a coffee.
Still, a lack of Tim Horton's is a pretty dire mistake.
|Testicles of Doom - 2009-04-18 |
Is this why Texas is seceding? To secretly be part of Canada?
|sammitch - 2009-05-02 |
So that's what Masaokis looks like.
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