Revelations makes a whole lot more sense to me after watching these. If I was a badly sunburned fat naked guy forced to fly around outer space in an Adobe After Effects tutorial demo, doomsday couldn't get here fast enough for me.

It makes it even more unbelievable when you attach visuals. I mean, really? This is what Christians believe?

I'd almost think there was a lost passage at the end which goes: "And then I awoke, and vowed to never purchase any more of Josephus of Canaan's "Gethsemane Gonzo" special hooka blend. Verily, that shit will fucketh thee up."