None of those school girls were multilingual. And Yukari has breasts. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU CAMINANTE.

Its better when he can hear their futile cries for help.

"Iie! Juichi-sai desu!," doesn't have the same ring.

HELP...
HELP...

HELP-U ME!

Yes.

Don't be fooled... compared with a lot of English teachers in Japan, she's actually pretty good. She has charisma and her students don't hate her. Her English is certainly top percentile, as weird as that sounds. A great number of English teachers over there can barely make themselves understood.

Speaking as someone in allcaps situation, he is depressingly right.

And the more I hear about the Japanese school system, the more surprised I am that the token gaijin-sensei doesn't get an utterly stereotyped role of speaking really broken Japanese.