He needs to tie a bag over his head and breathe his CO2 into it.

The Republican strategy remains sticking their fingers in their ears and going LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

That's really been kicking ass for you guys in the last two elections.

I'd hit it.

In the face. Maybe knock some sense into him. Or cause him spill some of the plan he has for emissions.

Cena Mark's true identity revealed!

Just pitch Sarah Palin's voice down a bit and there you go. Why does the GOP keep putting these incompetent nimrods in front of cameras?

"So what's your plan?"

THREE MINUTES AND THIRTEEN SECONDS LATER:

"So what's your plan?"

WE NEED TO SWITCH BACK TO USING OIL BEFORE MILLIONS OF JOBS GET SHIPPED OVERSEAS!!!

"What's your plan?"

"OIL! FOREIGNERS!! TAXES!!!"

Great Job!

Oh for fuck's sake. This man needs to sit in his garage with the car running for a while.

OH WOW. This guy probably doesn't believe in gravity.

Bill Frist: It is possible to get AIDS through contact with tears
Mike Huckabee: The earth is a few thousand years old
Rush Limbaugh: Styrofoam is biodegradable and there are more trees now then ever.
John Boehner: Greenhouse gasses aren't a problem
John McCain: The state of the Republican party is strong

lol boner