This one star is for you, splatter. Yiff in hell.

They're venomous, you know that, right?

lies! the only venomous mamal is the platypus!

'nuff said.

*****

Toxicity

Slow lorises can produce a toxin which they mix with their saliva and use as protection against enemies. Mothers will lick this toxin onto their offspring before leaving them to search for food. The toxin is produced by glands on the insides of their elbows - the branchial region. The lorises lick or suck it into their mouths and deliver it when they bite. The toxin is not known to be fatal to humans, but causes a painful swelling. If the toxin does not deter a predator, the slow loris will often drop from the branch to the ground and roll into a protective ball.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venomous_mammals

nuff said

in your face socialist hentai!

ouch....

Added bonus that their elbows smell like rotting meat.

This slow loris wouldn't poison you because ITS A SWEETIE PIE

a companion

a familiar.

1d5 for heyitslozeau

This loris would never be so vulgar. How dare you?

I have started to see it as the 'yang' to the 'yin' of "Chris-Chan Eats His Own Cum" and the like.

Wait, what?

PoE TV pointer: If your reason for voting a particular way is this fucking retarded, just cast the damn vote without comment. Jesus.

You are a scritching faggot, halon.

ha ha ha, that one star is pretty important to you, huh?

P.S. you fat joke

scratching is what you do to your balls. skritching is what you do to cute animals.

Well you don't really scratch your balls so much as you do a pinch and roll.

5 for accuracy.