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freedoom - 2009-04-20

oh man, you mean i actually have to keep playing resident evil 5 now so i can get to this part? I gave up about 2 hours in because it was too similar to RE4 and the first boss was blatantly easy, trap it in the room that sets everything on fire? come on capcom, give me a challenge.

Quad9Damage - 2009-04-20

About 30 minutes here. I keep trying to force myself to play more to justify the $ 60 I spent on RE5, but I can only go a few minutes at a time before switching off the console. The game is a mess.

That being said, this clip is hilarious.

erection reset by queer - 2009-04-20

I'm a huge RE5 apologist, but I think Chapter 1 is purposely meant to evoke RE4. It picks up a lot by the Marshlands.
It's still no RE4, which is one of my favorite games, but I don't quite understand the hate.

Quad9Damage - 2009-04-20

I'm probably just used to the controls in Saints Row 2 (because it's the first and currently only other 360 game that I have, and I've played it for hours) but I've found the controls in RE5 to be awful. One button to aim on the top left side, the fire button on the right, run button on the bottom? By the time I've figured out how everything has mapped out, the executioner has already come around and whacked me to death with his weapon. I don't remember RE4's controls being this awkward. In fact, the Gamecube setup fit like a glove.

I haven't gotten past 1-1. Yep, that's right. That's how commited I am to the game. And apparently how awful I am at playing it.

fourthguy - 2009-04-20

Get a friend to play co-op with you, it makes a huge difference. Otherwise you'll just spend the whole time asking yourself why you aren't playing RE4 instead.

erection reset by queer - 2009-04-20

Control Scheme D is the default, and it's basically Gears of War (or any modern 3rd person shooter) except you can't move and shoot. (aiming on the right stick, strafing on the left)

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-04-20

I rented it from Gamefly and gave up after I couldn't find or figure out how to actually equip one's weapon (would it have killed Gamefly to mention it was done via the D-pad?).

a flaming monkey - 2009-04-20

Don't be fooled by that Yahtzee guy, RE5 is a great game. Yeah, sure it's very much like RE4, but is that a bad thing? Plus, if you don't finish the game at least once, you can't unlock mercenaries mode, which is a hell of a lot of fun, even if you hate the main game.
But I mean, come on! They resurrected the Lickers in this game!!!! For me, that is worth any shortcomings... By far the coolest monster in the pixelly world of RE2, and now they're back, and you can stab them in the heart... Brilliant!

mcsancherson - 2009-04-21

thanks nerd

La Loco - 2009-04-20

What's up with Capcom? It's like they relish in making corny game plots. Is it some kind of joke that doesn't translate into english?

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-04-20

Everyone must punch his own boulder of melancholy if one is to roll it down the hill of sadness into the lava flow of spiritual upliftment.

a flaming monkey - 2009-04-20

The RE series is b grade horror at its best. Plus, they had to justify Chris' insanely huge arms somehow. ... If you look at it that way, how could they not include boulder punching?

Goethe and ernie - 2009-04-20

Me and a friend did this boss while we were drunk, it took us 39 goes.


rapsnacks - 2009-04-20

I miss Leon :C

rapsnacks - 2009-04-20

Not supposed to be a reply. Comment stands :C

fourthguy - 2009-04-20

Know who I miss? Mike.

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-04-20

I miss Toblerone.

erection reset by queer - 2009-04-20

Me too, fourthguy. Capcom really hates helicopter pilots.

Cleaner82 - 2009-04-20

Capcom likes exploding helicopters.

Pilots? Expendable.

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-04-20

That is perfect "punching a boulder in the middle of a lava river" music.

vissarion - 2009-06-04

It's worthy of John Williams

GiantAtomicFreak - 2009-04-20

When I did this bit I was stuck playing as the sidekick character.

This is only slightly funnier than hearing my friend's incredulous description of what was happening.

takewithfood - 2009-04-20

I received an email while this clip was loading, and so as the video played, the bottom half was obscured. It really looked as though he was vigorously sodomizing and donkey punching a boulder.

Cleaner82 - 2009-04-20

Badass enough to give Snake Plissken a run for his money.

charmlessman - 2009-04-20

Pfff, I've done that.

Sudan no1 - 2009-04-20

It looked like he was going to make sweet love to it for a second.

Camonk - 2009-04-20

He and the boulder have a real up-and-down relationship. The boulder makes him hit it, and then he apologizes. The make-up sex is great, I'm to understand.

StanleyPain - 2009-04-20


RomancingTrain - 2009-04-20

You're small time, boulder!

ProfessorChaos - 2009-04-20

Falcon punch!

IrishWhiskey - 2009-04-20

You know, given all the other parts of the game and story that made no sense, this didn't even stand out as being that odd.

TeflonDoc - 2009-04-20

Oak tree, you're in my way!

Maru - 2012-02-22

This is why Resident Evil isn't scary anymore.

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