:38 gave some change

That wouldn't even cover the dry cleaning on such a fine costume!

And you think these aren't hipster retard asswipes?

They are certainly talented.

I think they're hipster asswipes, who think they're art is taken to a whole new level by making the world a little bit surreal.

-1 for the possibility this might be "glamorbombing" (shock twist: I was gonna give it 6)

I've noticed some really weird perceptions of what constitutes "hipster culture" on this website.

Is anybody that does anything with any kind of irony in a public setting a hipster?

I think the idea here is to get noticed and therefore make more money which is a very red blooded American thing to do

I'll be honest, most of the buskers I see around are grizzled old dudes or naive conservatory students, I don't count the latter as hipsters. The xylophonist was pretty good, and it takes a lot of work to get to that point. This isn't your normal "I'm going to be a mediocre amateur photographer for a while" slacker hobby.

Poetv treats the hipster beast with a paranoia that the rest of the internet usually reserves for furries. It's weird, guys.

The fact that the bass is almost inaudible doesn't help.

Not shown: If you walk down the track a little bit there's a man who has made a suit of armor out of shitstained toilet paper and garbage bags and he's yelling "I am the shit of Christ and I demand money for food."
Right next to him, two rats are fucking, and right next to that, Lou Reed is eating a gyro.

Next to that I'm peeing on the third rail again.