Because every potentially big movie (like Where the Wild Things Are) needs direct to video ripoffs.
More like a Calvin and Hobbes rip off only with gay undertones
I'm sure this looked like a good idea in the concept art.
|Sudan no1 |
is that... FUCKING COMIC SANS
starring jewy jewman as the teacher
|holly bibble |
I'd only see this if they'd cast Robbie Coltrane as Gooby in person. He's more of a bear than that creepy fucking costume.
Hey, remember when Eugene Levy had a career? Good times.
Like this is really any worse than American Pie 7.
|Killer Joe |
You can get a rough idea how shitty a family film is going to be by the number of "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA" shots there are. The one where the character(s) is stuck on something going out of control, fast, and we get a shot of of their face going "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA". It's comedy, you see.
I counted one and a half in the trailer. This family film will suck.
This is an excellent barameter which becomes more true the more I think about it.
I remember I hated the Space Chimps trailer for having two such screams within 30 seconds of each other. And Horton Hears a Who's trailer has a bit where Steve Carrel's character gets hit in the face with a stapler. The best thing they could come up with was for him to be dead silent for three seconds, then stand in place screaming.
|Caminante Nocturno |
How do you make an entire film without at least one person pointing out how ugly the movie's mascot is?
|wtf japan |
Needs "The Shining" tag. You remember why.
|Prickly Pete |
Gooby. Because every kid needs crippling nightmares.
I'd say it needs a "pet of the elder gods" tag, but even Cthulu would find this thing creepy.
Looks like its not yet rated, so there's hope...
I'm gonna be so pissed if they take out Gooby's hundreds of retractable spiked penis-tentacles. Every time a good manga makes it to the states, they just butcher it!
The "Pod People" of our generation.
Everyone needs a friend.
But not everyone deserves one.
Seriously, how many fucking times can you be WHAAAAAAAAA scared by a giant fucking horror-bear that you ALREADY KNOW IS IN YOUR HOUSE AND IT HAS ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED HE IS THERE TO GOOF AROUND AND BE YOUR FRIEND, NOT KILL YOU.
Sorry, but those continuity errors bug me.
|Spit Spingola |
Does Eugene Levy seek out awful or something?
Awful seeks out Eugene Levy
This could easily be recut into something amazing, with some creepy music.
A heartwarming American tale of Bear and Cub.
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