This is like some odd poetry.
A surrealist chicken farm.
Did anyone else read the title as "fearless chickens" or am I the only one?
Also, I doubt that the quality of chicken life is the real goal. It seems they'd be faster and cheaper to process since there are no feathers to remove.
|Spastic Avenger |
00:40 - 'KILLLLLL MEEEEEE'
Were they choked?
It's a fucking dinosaur!
"Yes, as for now I only have two featherless chickens but soon their numbers will grow and grow and grow...and then I'll have revenge against those unimaginative fools in the poultry research community that laughed at my ideas! Soon, I will be master of the world! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
Soon they will resember bloated sacks of fat with eight limbs when the chicken meat industry realizes they dont have to use the acid bath to remove the feather now.
And in actuality, many chickens are still alive during that phase. It would save chickens from one tiny sliver of the horrific process.
PETA, why can't you be more like the SPCA?
|Syd Midnight |
I gotta say, they look a lot more like food when they don't have feathers. Also like something you'd battle swarms of in an FPS.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
these have already been on poe-news with "red bumpy cock" jokes aplenty
|B. Weed |
Won't they get sunburned?
I thought it said they were fatherless chickens.
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