|ProfessorChaos - 2009-04-24 |
I can think of nothing to say, beyond " Do it, you pale, pasty, pedantic prick!"
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-04-24 |
Go for it. Set the big mouth up. I propose a ground rule that the waterboarding won't stop until he confesses to a role in masterminding and executing the 9/11 attacks. He must confess to this three times in succession, and this confession will be broadcast at the opening of his show for the next 5 years (assuming it lasts that long).
I'd also accept it to go on until he signs a binding agreement to quit Fox entirely and work for Greenpeace for no less than ten years thereafter. I mean, if it's not torture, none of this will happen, right?
Neither, you pussies. The waterboarding continues until he gives us the information we know he has. It only stops when the people performing the interrogation decide he's completely spilled his guts on the subject.
Of course he won't be informed in any way beforehand as to what the information we think he has IS.
It will be the most interesting game of Reverse 20 Questions EVER.
|Mad Struggle - 2009-04-24 |
I'd give my last to see this happen.
|simon666 - 2009-04-24 |
These stars are for Mr. Ballcap.
And the guy from the Beethoven's 2nd-5th movie franchise... Actually I think it is Charles Grodin.
|halon - 2009-04-24 |
Oh hey, his grandfather was in WWII. Unlike everyfuckingbody else's grandfather.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-04-24 |
I for one support setting up the "Waterboard Sean Hannity" charity.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-04-24 |
But don't you need a soul for that to work? I would require he breathe on a mirror beforehand.
|Hooker - 2009-04-24 |
Five for Grodin.
Does nobody recognize Charles Grodin anymore?
Beethoven's 2nd. Great film.
|GlennFinito - 2009-04-24 |
Why didn't they try to cut him off?
|wtf japan - 2009-04-24 |
I don't understand the Jewish comment. Obviously the guy's making some sort of point, but Hannity's Irish.
|Cleaner82 - 2009-04-24 |
Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Michelle Malkin... and what the hell, Ann Coulture. All with their own cot to be restrained to, all in a row. Two-hour special. For charity -- for the troops.
|SolRo - 2009-04-24 |
"My father served in WW2, I can say whatever I want"
|Dinanukht - 2009-04-24 |
The sad thing is that, if we actually detain and waterboard him, we'll be arrested. We'd have to get the White House to do it.
|Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference - 2009-04-27 |
It really doesn't count unless they waterboard him over 180 times in a span of 30 days. Otherwise he really isn't getting the Gitmo experience.
I'd bet money he won't go through with it, even once. And find some way to blame the left for him not going through with it.
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