Based on the title, I thought it was going to be a story about Winston Smith buying Big Brother a gold chain for his watch, after Big Brother had pawned his watch to buy a new headcage full of rats for Winston.
If you want to imagine the future, imagine compressed cakes of hydrogenated oils, low-grade peanuts and corn syrup being jammed into every orifice in a human face forever...
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