socialist_hentai
I'll do it for 250 a second

simon666
"Congratulations POETV! You did it!"

Thank you Mr. Mark.

StanleyPain
Like a trained monkey.

Caminante Nocturno
Neither Cena Mark nor Sean Hannity could maintain themselves through a litter box cleaning.

Toenails
Fuck waterboarding, I'd just be happy if you washed your hair once in a while.

OxygenThief
semi-relevant post? �ã

implied relationship with right wing celebrity? �ã

unclever wordplay? �ã

sadness prevailing? �ã

Jefka
Why even respond to Cena_Mark anymore?

Louis Armstrong
How would Cena survive waterboarding?

He wouldn't even know the torturers name, and we all know Cenas first and only line of defense is the ability to pun words and names. Stupidity doesn't count.

Poor boy would crack after a hour scraming "Emeril Lagasse has the best show on T.V. much better then wrestling!!"

Cena_mark
Louis Armweak: Waterboarding isn't about calling your torturer names. Its all about being able to take the heat. How can I be tortured when I torture myself. I used to run in hot sun to lose pounds for my matches. I'd run till I puked. I've survived weeks in the wilderness. Compared to my wrestling days waterboarding will be like a cool shower.

Louis Armstrong
Training in sun means shit about a torture that deprives of air.

Talk to a cystic fibrosis patient. They'll tell you all about not being able to breathe.

KnowFuture
Admit defeat and shut the fuck up already.

Son of Slam
Cena, I'd like to know who is going to be doing the waterboarding. I don't want a couple of your friends pouring a bucket over your head, I want a group of people who don't care if you live or die doing it.

CornOnTheCabre
withstanding waterboarding is a question of will? what, like as in, willing people to not waterboard you anymore?

Rodents of Unusual Size
Cena_Mark

It has occurred to me that you're a giant pussy and you need me to explain why.

You, like all dimwitted couch potato dust collecting chunks of bacon grease like you, talk a loooot of shit about supporting the troops by obeying the Bush administration like the two equate each other, which basically invalidates the very notion of why we have a democracy, because patriotism is not limited to those who share your viewpoint. And not to mention it's a slap in the face to a shitload of troops who vote Democrat. Why don't you walk up to a Marine that voted for Obama and spew some of your DEMS ARE COWARDS bullshit and see if you don't wind up crying into your KISS makeup like the great fucking wreck of a human being you are.

If you were to be waterboarded you'd be crying for your parents and crying and crying and crying and saying whatever your captors wanted, as the makeup bleeds into your retinas. Sniffling in between a bunch of mumbled unheard threats as you gasped for air, shocked by your own inept struggle to understand how you could support such methods because people simply tell you it's patriotic.

You are to patriotism what the people in Jesus Camp are to religion. You follow blindly and you don't question any moral proclivity of the generations before you because that would indicate a relevant and observant frame of mind, which you don't want. It's not that you don't have it, you don't want it.

If an average soldier from WWII were to time travel to today and take a look at the culture shock of you and all of the freakish sacks of lard that burp out whatever catchphrase is being broadcast to you, without bothering to study any of the implications, simply accepting that it is alright and you are free from moral concern, they would want to beat the living crap out of you. Everyone who supports torture supports an end to critical thinking, true democracy, and the rule of law. You support actions that governments support when they stop thinking and merely want their citizens to say as they are told, no matter what.

You are what's wrong with the world because you don't care about anything in it. You are beyond useless, and the same goes for the useless herd that nods slack jawed with you.

pastorofmuppets
This. In their zeal to make Hannity look like a douche they are indirectly saying that tortue is (a) a good method of getting information and (b) ok if it's a "bad guy". They're saying one thing and (pretending at) doing another.

CharlesSmith
It sounded to me that the whole "Hannity is soft" bit was just to try to get Hannity to invest a lot of his self esteem into this waterboarding contest so they can actually get him to do it and look like a douchebag.