buttnutt Pretty much the most ridiculous news report ever
The Townleybomb I bet the production staff had been waiting for an excuse to use their backup ragtime music for YEARS.
Doctor Arcane That bull really didnt like that farmer. He knew what was up.
Rape Van Winkle Only four stars because the BBC should have thought to set it to Wackety Sax.
Camonk NO
WRONG
The British know better than anyone how nothing need ever be set to yackety sax again in the history of the world
Except your funeral
Which will happen next week if there is a just and loving god
allcaps This animal's desperate, violent desire for freedom and life is so WACKY.
Rodents of Unusual Size Not since the raid of Cooley in the time of Cuchullain has such a struggle been witnessed.
Knuckles damn how could that impenetrable shopping cart barrier have possibly failed?
cognitivedissonance You'd think that in all the places left in the world, Ireland would possibly have at least one china shop left in which to film this.