buttnutt Pretty much the most ridiculous news report ever
The Townleybomb I bet the production staff had been waiting for an excuse to use their backup ragtime music for YEARS.
Doctor Arcane That bull really didnt like that farmer. He knew what was up.
Rape Van Winkle Only four stars because the BBC should have thought to set it to Wackety Sax.
The British know better than anyone how nothing need ever be set to yackety sax again in the history of the world
Except your funeral
Which will happen next week if there is a just and loving god
allcaps This animal's desperate, violent desire for freedom and life is so WACKY.