this is like if suicide girls and troma teamed up in a concentrated effort to try to kill my soul
The director must hate people who watch his movies. It's the only explanation.
That's Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds
|Mister Yuck |
completely boring and stupid
|Sudan no1 |
Seems like they have a half decent cinematographer at least.
Sometimes the little ones pull their own weight.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Part of this is almost like a Charmin commercial. The way I always wished Charmin commercials would go.
|Binro the Heretic |
Totally telegraphed. I knew what was going to happen the moment I saw the guy getting ready to climb down from the roof.
I would actually have been MORE surprised if he had successfully rescued the baby or had, at least, chosen to die along with him.
hahah haha hahhaa
|Modern Angel |
The director is the son of Clu Culager.
Every time I see a clip from some current horror film it confirms everything I always say about current horror films.
(hint: they're shit and too many filmmakers think they're OMG EDGY doing shit that's been done before and better in films they probably wouldn't know about)
I also liked how they had to greenscreen the people on the roof cuz, you know, putting the actors up there and then putting a camera up there to film them would just not be indie enough.
Well really, this should only confirm everything about current horror *sequels*, seeing as how sequels suck as a rule, and doubly so for horror movies. Watch the first "Feast".
If this is dumb, then I don't wanna be smart!
This was bad. And not even the 5-star kind.
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