this is like if suicide girls and troma teamed up in a concentrated effort to try to kill my soul

The director must hate people who watch his movies. It's the only explanation.

That's Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds

Sorry baby.

completely boring and stupid

Seems like they have a half decent cinematographer at least.

Sometimes the little ones pull their own weight.

Part of this is almost like a Charmin commercial. The way I always wished Charmin commercials would go.

Totally telegraphed. I knew what was going to happen the moment I saw the guy getting ready to climb down from the roof.

I would actually have been MORE surprised if he had successfully rescued the baby or had, at least, chosen to die along with him.

hahah haha hahhaa

The director is the son of Clu Culager.

Every time I see a clip from some current horror film it confirms everything I always say about current horror films.

(hint: they're shit and too many filmmakers think they're OMG EDGY doing shit that's been done before and better in films they probably wouldn't know about)

I also liked how they had to greenscreen the people on the roof cuz, you know, putting the actors up there and then putting a camera up there to film them would just not be indie enough.

If this is dumb, then I don't wanna be smart!

This was bad. And not even the 5-star kind.