Billie_Joe_Buttfuck      Chainsaw quarterstaff.
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Comeuppance I'll just be happy if they combine my favorite weapons from the previous game.
Chaintana.
A chainsaw with a chain made up of 5 katanas.
Or maybe a rocket-propelled chainsaw.
Or gunchucks.
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Ryo-Cokey      So... so beautiful...
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oogaBooga   The rest of the stars are for when they let us know whether or not theyre having that queer fucking "lead pipes disintegrate after 12 uses" gameplay gimmick.
Also if they even HINT at the... "story"... of the first one.
Zombie.. cow.. meat? What? Americans filling their fat bellies with zombie cow meat?
I dont fucking get it.
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IrishWhiskey I missed the "queer fucking" with lead pipes that occurred in "Dead Rising". Are you sure weren't playing "Wood Rising" the zombie themed homoerotic impalement game?
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oogaBooga Carmonk taking a diametrically opposed position to me only proves that you endorse the terminally retarded storyline and gameplay mechanics of the first one.
Or did you LIKE the humans who can survive 30 shotgun shells point blank to the face?
I guess you just love dressing up like megaman and doing a guile flash kick that takes off zombie heads, huh?
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mr666 By god, how could you not love doing a flash kick to knock zombies heads off?
By the way, people whom pour over the storyline of a game inspired by zombie movies in hopes of finding great literature have too much fucking time on their hands.
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oogaBooga I like how whenever someone has an opinion suddenly "they have way too much time on their hands".
Way to imitate youtube, mr666 and mcsancherson!
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oogaBooga Bonus funny:
It took about ten seconds of thought to "pore over" the entire nonexistant storyline. The difference between what you and I consider giving attention to is staggeringly dissimilar! Also: I care way too much about zombie semantics, not the videogames who get said semantics horribly wrong.
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mcsancherson i dont care whether you have free time or not anybody who cares about video games as you do really needs a girlfriend
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Caminante Nocturno      I can no longer imagine chainsaws being used for anything else.
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voodoo_pork If I ever bought a chainsaw, it would not be to cut down trees.
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StanleyPain     Looks cool, but I have only a few requests of Capcom:
Bosses that don't hopelessly outclass you.
A survival mode that doesn't require you to actually leave your fucking Xbox on for days at a time (what the fuck was that?)
Survivors who aren't the bottom level retards of the AI world.
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Ryo-Cokey How about projectile weapons that are usable due to a decent control scheme?
Seriously, you might as well have not bothered. With the exception of Carlito at the beginning, I melee'd every boss in the game to death.
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erection reset by queer    This trailer is pretty crappy until the end. I miss Frank West.
It's going to be impossible for the developers to please everyone with this game. One thing that I personally loved from the first game (the single overwriting save slot) will almost surely be taken out because retards bitched.
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Chinballs      I just hope this isn't as big a shit pile as the first one was. Talk about wasted opportunities.
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theSnake  Douchebag that dresses like white trash as the main character CHECK
Game looks terrible. It looks like GTA with no cars or missions and people reskinned to be dirtier/bloodier and shuffle a little more when they walk.
No strategy whatsoever, just button mashing to fill a zombie kill counter. The reason I don't own a next gen console, right here.
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Cheese Hey, step off Caminante, Mr. theSnake is too hardcore of a video game fan to actually own a video game.
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yeahjim    I never thought I'd live to see the day where I watched a zombie video of any kind and responded with "meh." What's happening to me? Maybe the virus has gone airborne.
Then again, it could also be the absence of innovation and/or heart. Chainsaws strapped to other chainsaws do not count as either. This looks about as inspired as that other one with the anime girls in cowboy hats.
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a flaming monkey anime girls in cowboy hats!!!! I've got that one! It's great! It's boring, but it's great! Conceptual masterpiece.
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