|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-04-28 |
What is it about northern states and electing mentally challenged Republicans to office? Alaska, Minnesota, what the hell?
And to the voters: Is it just because they say "I don't like Democrats, they're to blame for your kids diaper rash and why God made a blizzard on your one weekend off" and so on that you cast your ballots in their favor?
i live one district over and i can safely say that we hate her too
in 2008 she just barely squeaked back into office against a dude with the fantastically gay and unelectable name "Elwyn Tinklenberg"
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
The state of Elf rights in this country is staggering. We've ghettoized them into houses shaped like trees, telling them they're only good enough to make cookies for their taller, round-eared betters.
The shame of it all.
Was there an excessive amount of blinking in that clip?
Blinking equals MADNESS.
Also, saying crazy shit.
Oops, didn't mean that as a reply. But while I'm here:
ELWYN TINKLENBERG is my PERSONAL SAVIOR.
When Tinkleberg has her finger on the button, you'll be sorry.
You'll be fucking sorry.
|IrishWhiskey - 2009-04-28 |
Less than a week ago she suggested CO2 was completely non-harmful, and it exists in 3% of our atmosphere so a percentage rise is no big deal. Despite it being toxic and actual 0.03%
|Dinanukht - 2009-04-28 |
Democrats always unleash swine flu on an unsuspecting populace to celebrate their electoral victories. And they will continue to do so. This has been proven in the Bible Code.
|Comatose2 - 2009-04-28 |
Nothing to say that the news lady didn't say. Straight up facts are the bane of the republican spin machine.
|SolRo - 2009-04-28 |
Michele Bachmann was repeatedly dropped on her head as a baby - Michele Bachmann is retarded...I'm not saying Michele Bachmann is retarded, I just think it's an interesting coincidence.
|Xenocide - 2009-04-28 |
It's simple, people. This has been the Democrats' plan all along:
1- Democrats win election (through cheating and sodomy)
2- Democrats OPEN OUR BORDERS letting in billions of filthy Mexicans each day.
3- Mexicans rape our god-fearing American pigs.
4- Swine flu kills thousands
5- Some of the people killed are pregnant women. THOSE COUNT AS ABORTIONS.
6- Democrats collect aborted baby souls, feed on them, gain occult powers.
It'd be funny if the right-wing christian demographic didn't actually think of things in those terms.
People who fear change do so out of an unwillingness to logically analyze situations. Their primary objective is to block the change (and save themselves from having to think), whether or not the change is supported by fact. In short: fear + animal panic. The mental gymnastics that people do every day to make basic emotion look like it's a logical position is just too much for me to bear sometimes.
|imairlax - 2009-04-28 |
and Cena_mark shows up to defend her in 5....4....3....2.....1....
Seriously, people, Cena is a troll. He's not actually defending these people or even gives a shit about their causes, he's just making shit up to get people to get people to go nuts. He's parodying the extreme right wing nutcases, or more accurately just imitating them and the freeper logic to get rises out of people. He's a joke, stop taking him seriously.
Or at least rename this place Portal of Cena.
i know he's a joke dude, i was just setting the stage for a dramatic entry. he has let us down to this point.
how is "i know" in any way an acceptable response to "cena mark is a troll, shut up"
seriously, just shut up.
But having republican trolls is part of what makes PoE so interesting! Anywhere else, you just get the standard brand of troll.
I used to think the same thing, but lately I've become convinced that Cena's an authentic idiot.
He lacks the "froth at the mouth" drive that you need to truly make it as a troll in this day and age. You have to use words like "libtard" or "demoncrat" if you even want to have a chance at sparking a flame from your target audience.
cena_mark is a fat dude from Alabama or where ever and has proven as much. He's been around POE in some form since 2006 or something. I've long assumed that he is too fantastic and long running to not be real, in some form anyway.
He makes me miss Billy Buttsex.
|sticky52 - 2009-04-28 |
Unfortunately, she represents her district. They would all nod and say that this is act I of the apocalypse.
|Camonk - 2009-04-28 |
I think it's interesting that YOU'RE A CUNT!!
|Frank Rizzo - 2009-04-28 |
5 million stars for the last 10 seconds
|seriouslyuguys - 2009-04-28 |
There was even a photo op http://www.doctorzebra.com/Prez/z_x38swine_flu_shot_g.htm
|Cap'n Profan!ty - 2009-04-28 |
Clearly, Arlen Specter does not wish to die of swine flu.
I think he'd get a lot less grief from his Republican colleagues if he would send them a link to this video with an e-mail that reads "THIS IS WHY!"
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-04-28 |
Bitch continues to be crazy.
|Hooker - 2009-04-29 |
So, am I the only one that realizes this is Katherine Harris and she just changed her name?
|Keefu - 2009-04-29 |
The 1976 happened under Gerald Ford anyway, so NYAH.
also please add some tags to your video, michele bachmann and swine flu would be a good start
|Hooper_X - 2009-04-29 |
She is the new James Traficant, except that instead of being hilarious and kooky and weird and corrupt, she's sinister and kooky and insane and probably corrupt.
|glendower - 2009-04-29 |
You see, Democrats carry the swine flu virus. It matures when they are elected to office. The swine flu is used as propaganda to justify socialized medicine.*
* Actual comment I read on a news Web site.
|BlackSun1942 - 2009-04-29 |
I know some grade-schoolers more qualified to be in congress than she is.
Well, at least she's an endless source of laughs.
|dueserpenti - 2009-04-29 |
Fix your tags, asshole. That's not cute, it just makes the site harder to use.
|Lauritz Melchior - 2009-04-29 |
Michele Bachmann: saying what nobody thinks with the zeal of someone who knows they are right.
I take that back. I'm not entirely sure what my statement means.
Basically, Michele Bachmann is stupid.
|Persephone S. Tight - 2009-04-30 |
I can't believe that this is the first time "bitch be crazy" has been used as a tag.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2009-05-01 |
My God, she tries to say something incredibly stupid... AND FUCKS IT UP! If the statement had been accurate, it would have been merely retarded.
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