baleen

Yeah, know who else people fainted around? Hitler.

kelpfoot
I was going to say Samuel Guthrie.

MightierThanTheSword
Definitely. I'd've fainted too.

Robert DeNegro
Mightier, "I'd've" has got to be the most radical use of a contraction I'd ever witnessesed. Now I could give a hoot about some bozo fainting at an Obama speech, but FIVE for the impromptu punctuation.

Jefka
Some people have managed to find a way. An irrational, flippant way... but a way nevertheless.

chumbucket
I almost took away a star for the annoying MSNBC setup for this but put it back on for the above comment,I'd'nt've had it any other way

AgentOrange
Five stars for the bold and unpredictable new talent taking the punctuation world by storm.

Pookles
I would not have = I'dn't've

instead of I'd'nt've

FatFatuousNation
It's'a gramatic'tastic rev'lution takin' place befo' my eyes, I ain't'n'v'r seen such a bewilderin' mumble mumble m'mbl'

BHWW
MORE LIKE BARACK "OSAMA" AMIRITE?!?!?!?!?!