I WANT SHEEP
I WANT MY SHEIK
I WANT MY SHEET
SHIN
SALAD.

Sup tf2

I really want to hear her autotuned.

black glaDOS!

Poetry!

This new My Immortal chapter is weird.

I spent a lot of time on this, so I figured I would dig up my rendition from the orginal.

my shit matter a fact you assasinated
cause im sitting here to come do
anybody wanna see yall jesus kill goerge bush shorty!?
you all crank data soulja girl
soulja girl been that hole
watch me crank and watch me roll
watch me crank that soulja girl
like superman that hole yaaaa
yaaaaa nigga get out my face
yaa yaaa yaaaaaaaaaa
get out my face
hey yo soulja girl
can I get a minute hey
mmm mmm mmmmmmm
cant I get a minute
HEY YAALL NIGGA
YAAAAAAAAYYAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAA
GET OUT MY FACE!
GET OUT MY FACE I WANT MY SHIT
I WANT MY SHIT
I WANT MY SHIT
I WANT MY SHIT
beat that ass *out of breath*
beat that ass
Im a kick yo ass on this train
when up in there ima do ma thang
you thought I couldnt freestyle on you boo?
you owe everybody an apology for your shit ho
you got 5 minutes to do it or its over bitch or Im a rap through the white house and keep talking my shit
hey you dont wanna take it I got a bunch of goon niggas bennawenna take it
its over this is war Im squashing this shit shorty
we can go to war straight in the U S...
AH jesus find me a *ebonics*

somebody give me a phone shorty, I dont need no phone

shorty

im a kill you son

old lady?
you know what this old lady called me?
CHIIIIILLLL!!!!!!!!!?

im a chill shorty
im a gone and chill shorty
thank you thats the best advice that I can take shorty
is chill
till I get to Eli train
takes its to how dare you jump in my face anyway, anyway
and say a GOD damn thing to me about cussing out an old lady
you the same nigga Ive been looking for that raped me
you the same nigga Ive been looking for that raped me shorty
niggas in glenwood
the same nigga
the same nigga from glenwood
*ebonics*

HOLD ON!!!
WAIT A MINUTE
OH YOU GOT THE RIGHT BITCH
HOLD ON!!!!!!
HOLD THE FUCK ON!!
YOU GOT THE RIGHT BITCH

*assault of hair weave*

hey you keep talking that shit
*ebonics*
where my hair, where my hair so I can go?
somebody get my hair so I can go
somebody get my hair so I can go
did anybody see my hair?
did he hit me?
Im pressing charges
Im pressing charges
Im pressing charges
Im pressing charges
Im pressing charges whats your name?
Im pressing charges
Im pressing charges
Im pressing charges
Im pressing charges
Im pressing charges
Im pressing charges
Im pressing charges
where my doo rag at?
Im pressing charges
Im pressing charges
its over

I remember a video by the band Underworld where they crossed from NY to LA in about ten minutes and narrated their friends' housemoving adventure with text to speech.

They often showed the same golden arches in different places whilst the computer voice talked about personal experience. It was kind of awesome.

AT&T Natural Voices, Crystal and Mike? They should have used Lauren and Rich. http://www.nextuptech.com/attnv.html

"Where my do rag at?"
"IT'S ON YOUR HEAD."

That's the best thing ever.

where is the original?

I bet this chick's a stellar lay.