Walt Henderson 
I think geese are pretty much my least favorite animal. They're all a bunch of feathery assholes.
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revdrew
My dog has always absolutely hated geese. I think she's on to something.
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splatterbabble
I love the seriousness!
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Spastic Avenger
Are they sure that's a goose? the black one looks more like a Black Swan
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Doctor Arcane
That samoyed find the goose a hilarious playmate. The people are mildly amused.
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Camonk
Man, the goose WAS a cheerful creature in the film Top Gun. I never thought about how that shaped my expectations about geese. Maybe that's why we hate geese so much; we feel betrayed by their sudden aggression.
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simon666
Why is it socially unacceptable to kill a goose with one's hands?
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Walker
Ads by Google over top of this video: "IS MY HUSBAND GAY?"
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Son of Slam
5 for making me remember Starless and Bible Black's story about the war between geese and remote controlled warships.
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Lies, lies, LIES!
Fuck geese. They are the worst animals.
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RoyCastle
I ran over a goose with a golf cart and killed it, not totally on purpose but the incident was not entirely accidental either. I still chuckle about that.
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Cleaner82
Hey fellas, lovely day.
(all three geese lower their heads in unison)
Uh-- uh fellas?
(the geese slowly advance)
Hey, wait a second now. This park belongs to everybody -- wait -- no, NOOO! BEAKS ARE NOT FOR THAT--
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Lauritz Melchior
At least cassowaries are funny.
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Caminante Nocturno
Geese are the most human birds.
(deep)
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Syd Midnight
Seconds later, his shorts feel the wrath of a bird threatened
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