rustedmutt - 2009-05-04
See, these sorts of CWC vids I can giggle at. I just feel a sense of impending dread re the Ivy series. They're too tragic to be funny.
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Smellvin - 2009-05-04 Think of it this way: "Ivy" will probably be a man in drag and will marry Chris in Vermont. Then, after the marriage, "Ivy" will tell Chris that he's now certifiably gay.
... at least that's how I hope it ends.
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Chancho - 2009-05-04 I say to myself "Don't watch his videos, he's got problems" but I can't stop.
Reading a homophobic complaint letter to a deodorant company while wearing his bathrobe...
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dead_cat - 2009-05-04
AXE attracts something?
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mcsancherson - 2009-05-04
"... but that would be retarded"
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Frank Rizzo - 2009-05-04
oh man, denial is such a bitch.
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kingofthenothing - 2009-05-04
didn't they make a character in Frisky Dingo based on this guy? Wendell something.
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GQ - 2009-05-04 Actually, I think it's just a seriously amazing coincidence
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Cena_mark - 2009-05-04
Chris is homophobic because if he is attacked by a gay person he will be raped. As for me if a gay wants to rape me I'll kick his ass.
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Cena_mark - 2009-05-04 Relax Stog, I'm not really a homophome. I just like making fun of gay people.
BTW: I'm not fat. You can't tell the difference between fat and muscle.
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dead_cat - 2009-05-04 Is that what you call it?
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Stog - 2009-05-04 CENA_MARK YOU ARE TRYING TO FOOL ME BY DECLARING THAT YOU DO NOT LIKE HOMOPHOMES
BUT I SEE THROUGH YOU
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME WITH YOUR MADE UP SEXUALITIES
I AM STILL GOING TO ALTERNATE BETWEEN FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS AND YOUR SOFT MOUTH
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Nikon - 2009-05-04 Cena, why do you hate homophones?
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mr666 - 2009-05-04 "if a gay wants to rape me"
Cena Mark seems more hopeful of this situation than anything else.
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Cena_mark - 2009-05-04 Ha ha... I spelled a word wrong. Holy shit.
The only reason why its so funny is because I rarely spell words incorrectly.
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TeenerTot - 2009-05-04
So...video removed.
Anyone want to summarize?
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Rovin - 2009-05-04 This would seem to be a reposting of it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtLbGbqwaEE&feature=channel_page
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pastorofmuppets - 2009-05-04 i'll summarize anyway because it's fun and i'm low enough down for it not to be a spoiler.
he says that, although asking axe to only sell their product to straight people would be "retarded," he does want them to put a warning label that says "this product is only intended for use by straight men and NO HOMOSEXUALS" or something like that. but by the end he's having trouble reading it so i have to wonder if he's just ad libbing.
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pastorofmuppets - 2009-05-12 no, on second thought, he just stutters a lot. and i'm an ass. poor chris.
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charmlessman - 2009-05-04
When he finally says homosexual dudes are using axe to attract other homosexual dudes, the look of confusion and conflict on his face is priceless.
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thebaronsdoctor - 2009-05-04
Durn homosexuals, they should have separate deodorants, and bathrooms, and bus seats. I don't want to be catchin' no gay!
Seriously though, I was unaware that gay people stereotypically wear Axe, I would think the gay community had better taster.
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