Cena_mark Goddamn heartless gays making fun of their own tragically doomed sperm. They swim their hearts out desperately seeking an egg only to find vile gay shit at the end of the tunnel.
Slumgullion You're right. Those heartless bastards. Sacrificing all that sperm, verily, spilling their seed unto the ground.
Cena_mark It is better to spill your sperm on the ground than plant it within a man's ass.
Comeuppance Quoth the sperm:
"Man, this is some gay shit."