Lurchi 
My theory now: 4chan or encyclopedia dramitica guys are now feeding him scripts as some sort of meta-troll. And he's nuts.
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Muddy Mae Suggins
It's a good thing he recycles his sperm. We sure don't wanna miss out on these potential offspring.
Mary Poppins song? Good choice.
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Rosebeekee
I imagine this is the same voice and speech pattern a serial killer would talk to their victim with before they rape and eviscerate them. The playstation controller looking like a gun at certain angles doesn't help either.
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dead_cat And then he cleans them, dress them, names them, styles their hair, has long and convoluted conversations with them, and just generally plays house with their corpses.
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wtf japan
"Ivy" is most certainly a troll. However, he/she has proceeded much more intelligently than all previous trolls. I'm guessing there's something big in store for Chris Chan. This is going to culminate in some sort of life-defining choice.
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Toenails Agreed. He's going to marry this Ivy, whoever he is.
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Hooper_X Hypothesis one: "Ivy" marries Chris-Chan and promptly divorces him, taking all his stuff (no prenup).
Hypothesis two: "Ivy" will write the most fucked-up tell-all memoir ever.
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mashedtater but you know,
who would want to troll him?
that means constantly having to talk to him, responding as sincerely as possible to comments, like trying to react AGAINST ALL BASIC INSTINCTS to his advances...
that seems like a hellva lot of work to torment someone when you could go push kids down at the mall.
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Nikon @Pastor: If memory serves, he gets $700 a month from the government for being special; $400 goes to his parents for room and board and the rest is transformed into anime and manga goods.
I think the Bush tax stimulus check thing became his Playstation 3.
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kingofthenothing
The alternating voices suggest, to me, multiple personalities. I believe at least one of them is female.
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SteamPoweredKleenex
"We are going to have so much fun together when you and I are together."
And that's when I dove into the escape pod.
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namtar
When he kills someone no one will be surprised.
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mcsancherson
chris chan is not a troll, nobody is feeding him scripts, no multiple personalities (it's just cutesy babytalk). this man is nothing but massive crippling aspergers case
that's why he's wonderful
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Bozo
This proves without a doubt that he will NEVER have an actual girlfriend
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AgentOrange
Murder/Suicide in 10....9....8....
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pastorofmuppets
fam'ly guy! hm. fam'ly guy!
someone please send this to seth macfarlane
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Cleaner82
The sickly green of the camera, or the room, really helps give this the vibe of a horrible grotesquerie.
I just want it to be over, man. The people doing this have no shame.
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Cleaner82 This one finally spurred me to check out his ED page. And I can never unread those things I saw.
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Hooper_X
Well, at least he's wearing something besides that goddamned striped polo shirt.
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8bitwintermute
RapeClock now stands at 4 minutes to midnight
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mashedtater DAMNIT WHY DIDNT I READ DOWN! you deserved those stars
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read_a_tv
Did he say something about showing this "Ivy" around Charlottesville? Jesus this guy's in the same state as me.
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Nikon It must be exciting to live so close to a celebrity.
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Walt Henderson Well, after reviewing his ED page it looks like he's pretty much banned from all public gatherings in a 50 mile radius. So much for getting his autograph.
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mashedtater well stay away from the mall and places that make smoothies
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TeenerTot
These stars are for the inevitable disaster in the wings. Poor guy.
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Aelric
Ouch, my humanity.
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heyitslozeau
trolling this guy is infinitely more sad than chris chan himself ever could be.
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Nikon
"Walk your hermit crabs?"
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pastorofmuppets
"sex-time" is an "eventuality"
no, you have to do what it says in the comic! that's the rules!
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Nikon
HE MADE THE NEWS
http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&au dioId=3705145
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MaulLove
I can't recall who recommended playing "Goodbye Horses" while watching Chris-Chan videos, but it fucking hideously creepy with this video.
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RomancingTrain
Oh god, is that his sexy voice?
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