Chris-chan - For My Sweetest Ivy

Help keep poeTV running

And please consider not blocking ads here. They help pay for the server. Pennies at a time. Literally.

Comment count is 43

Lurchi

- 2009-05-03

My theory now: 4chan or encyclopedia dramitica guys are now feeding him scripts as some sort of meta-troll. And he's nuts.

Myrmidon

- 2009-05-03

I'd say I agreed here, because the alternative of this all still being totally honest is so horrifying.

Only four for evil however.

Muddy Mae Suggins

- 2009-05-03

It's a good thing he recycles his sperm. We sure don't wanna miss out on these potential offspring.

Mary Poppins song? Good choice.

Rosebeekee

- 2009-05-03

I imagine this is the same voice and speech pattern a serial killer would talk to their victim with before they rape and eviscerate them. The playstation controller looking like a gun at certain angles doesn't help either.

Persephone S. Tight

- 2009-05-04

Two of these stars are for the nightmares I'm going to have because of your comment.

kingofthenothing - 2009-05-04

more like eviscerate and rape.

dead_cat - 2009-05-04

And then he cleans them, dress them, names them, styles their hair, has long and convoluted conversations with them, and just generally plays house with their corpses.

wtf japan

- 2009-05-03

"Ivy" is most certainly a troll. However, he/she has proceeded much more intelligently than all previous trolls. I'm guessing there's something big in store for Chris Chan. This is going to culminate in some sort of life-defining choice.

Toenails - 2009-05-04

Agreed. He's going to marry this Ivy, whoever he is.

Hooper_X - 2009-05-04

Hypothesis one: "Ivy" marries Chris-Chan and promptly divorces him, taking all his stuff (no prenup).

Hypothesis two: "Ivy" will write the most fucked-up tell-all memoir ever.

mashedtater

- 2009-05-04

but you know,

who would want to troll him?

that means constantly having to talk to him, responding as sincerely as possible to comments, like trying to react AGAINST ALL BASIC INSTINCTS to his advances...

that seems like a hellva lot of work to torment someone when you could go push kids down at the mall.

pastorofmuppets - 2009-05-04

stuff? isn't he on welfare?

Nikon - 2009-05-04

@Pastor: If memory serves, he gets 0 a month from the government for being special; 0 goes to his parents for room and board and the rest is transformed into anime and manga goods.

I think the Bush tax stimulus check thing became his Playstation 3.

kingofthenothing

- 2009-05-04

The alternating voices suggest, to me, multiple personalities. I believe at least one of them is female.

SteamPoweredKleenex

- 2009-05-04

"We are going to have so much fun together when you and I are together."

And that's when I dove into the escape pod.

namtar

- 2009-05-04

When he kills someone no one will be surprised.

mcsancherson

- 2009-05-04

chris chan is not a troll, nobody is feeding him scripts, no multiple personalities (it's just cutesy babytalk). this man is nothing but massive crippling aspergers case

that's why he's wonderful

pastorofmuppets

- 2009-05-04

AS does not make you "recycle" your sperm. He has broken with reality; he is mentally ill. It hasn't caused him to really destroy anything besides his reputation so far. But I'm not going to discount the possibility that he's going to get worse and truly screw something up.

Bozo

- 2009-05-04

This proves without a doubt that he will NEVER have an actual girlfriend

AgentOrange - 2009-05-04

Murder/Suicide in 10....9....8....

pastorofmuppets - 2009-05-04

fam'ly guy! hm. fam'ly guy!

someone please send this to seth macfarlane

Cleaner82

- 2009-05-04

The sickly green of the camera, or the room, really helps give this the vibe of a horrible grotesquerie.

I just want it to be over, man. The people doing this have no shame.

Cleaner82 - 2009-05-04

This one finally spurred me to check out his ED page. And I can never unread those things I saw.

Hooper_X - 2009-05-04

Well, at least he's wearing something besides that goddamned striped polo shirt.

8bitwintermute - 2009-05-04

RapeClock now stands at 4 minutes to midnight

8bitwintermute

- 2009-05-04

stars

Nikon

- 2009-05-04

Five for sad.

mashedtater - 2009-05-04

DAMNIT WHY DIDNT I READ DOWN! you deserved those stars

Xenocide

- 2009-05-04

"Do it?"

Dan, I'm not a Republican serial troll. Do you seriously think I'd explain my plan to make Chris-chan master-stroke into Ivy's coffee if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

read_a_tv

- 2009-05-04

Did he say something about showing this "Ivy" around Charlottesville? Jesus this guy's in the same state as me.

Walt Henderson

- 2009-05-04

Jesus H. Christ, he's in the same TOWN as me. I really don't know how to handle this.

Nikon - 2009-05-04

It must be exciting to live so close to a celebrity.

Walt Henderson - 2009-05-04

Well, after reviewing his ED page it looks like he's pretty much banned from all public gatherings in a 50 mile radius. So much for getting his autograph.

mashedtater - 2009-05-04

well stay away from the mall and places that make smoothies

TeenerTot

- 2009-05-04

These stars are for the inevitable disaster in the wings. Poor guy.

Aelric - 2009-05-04

Ouch, my humanity.

heyitslozeau

- 2009-05-04

trolling this guy is infinitely more sad than chris chan himself ever could be.

Nikon - 2009-05-04

"Walk your hermit crabs?"

pastorofmuppets - 2009-05-07

"sex-time" is an "eventuality"
no, you have to do what it says in the comic! that's the rules!

Nikon - 2009-05-16

HE MADE THE NEWS
http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&au dioId=3705145

MaulLove

- 2009-06-10

I can't recall who recommended playing "Goodbye Horses" while watching Chris-Chan videos, but it fucking hideously creepy with this video.

RomancingTrain

- 2009-10-28

Oh god, is that his sexy voice?

Sludge Vohaul

- 2022-06-18

....we had no idea how bad it would get....

	\| 73Q Music Videos \| Vote On Clips \| Submit \| Login \|
Random - Hot Videos - Rated: 7 Days \| 30 Days \| All Time - Favorited: 7 Days \| 30 Days \| All Time - Viewed: 7 Days \| 30 Days \| All Time