oh god it's this guy again
Masaokis 4-parter? It starts out with "For millions of years in Christmas, people have eaten turkey?"
Oh shit, this is wonderful. I commented to soon. I can't believe that he thinks that tuna and turkey are the same thing and that you can make tuna into turkey by removing the water and adding air. Never change Masaokis, never change.
If this is really his apartment, he will never, ever have a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend, for that matter.
Actually, my first comment was going to be that his place reminded me of my childhood, except the babbling adult was funny.
But I decided it was TMI.
|Comrade Admiral |
I walked away from the video for a few seconds, and came back to hear Masaokis explaining "Basically, if you want to have real turkey, what you need to do is take a can of tuna and..."
|Robert DeNegro |
I watch these videos, always thinking "Wow, what a gold mine of an opportunity to comment here". By the end of the videos I have a tremendous headache laying on the floor by my computer in the fetal position uncontrollably shaking. Masaokis is one of the few people in this world I've found utterly incomprehensible!
"There's a lot of disgusting stuff in there that I don't want to touch with my feet, so let's take this pot from the tub and cook in it".
"I'm afraid to drink anything that comes from the blender, so let's use it to make a cake."
this dude is a performance artist but to be fair hes a really really fucking good one
Please let this be true. PLEASE.
I was just thinking, "I haven't looked at what Masaokis is up to for a while. I wonder what crimes against food and humanity he's responsible for now."
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who was thinking this.
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