oh god it's this guy again

Masaokis 4-parter? It starts out with "For millions of years in Christmas, people have eaten turkey?"

5 stars.

If this is really his apartment, he will never, ever have a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend, for that matter.

I walked away from the video for a few seconds, and came back to hear Masaokis explaining "Basically, if you want to have real turkey, what you need to do is take a can of tuna and..."

I watch these videos, always thinking "Wow, what a gold mine of an opportunity to comment here". By the end of the videos I have a tremendous headache laying on the floor by my computer in the fetal position uncontrollably shaking. Masaokis is one of the few people in this world I've found utterly incomprehensible!

"There's a lot of disgusting stuff in there that I don't want to touch with my feet, so let's take this pot from the tub and cook in it".

"I'm afraid to drink anything that comes from the blender, so let's use it to make a cake."

JESUS CHRIST

this dude is a performance artist but to be fair hes a really really fucking good one

I was just thinking, "I haven't looked at what Masaokis is up to for a while. I wonder what crimes against food and humanity he's responsible for now."

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who was thinking this.