This isn't the trailer for Repo Chick! The description lied to me!
This looks so utterly horribly terrible, I can't give it anything but 5. Truly, truly evil.
Wow, it takes all the retarded emo pretension and charitably neglects the ridiculous goofiness that made the first one work. I guarantee there are no skinny nerds dressed as Hulk Hogan or retarded motivational speakers to be found here.
Honestly, I doubt their commitment to sparkl-OH GOD WHY ARE ALL THESE DICKS STABBING ME IN THE FUCKING FACE PLEASE QUIT IT OH GOD OW WHY WHY WHY
it's trying SO HARD
So they're being attacked by . . . aliens? Vampires from Buffy? Dumbledore's phoenix?
Mountainous piles of god-awful.
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I can't wait to watch this and then wish I hadn't
my eternally burning hatred towards Donnie Darko loves this and will probably compel me to watch this some time in the near future.
Southland Tales turned out alright. At least for me...
S. Darko isn't directed by the same dude. Not that it would have made this movie better.
So, it's the exact same plot as the original, but with the same cast and crew as Twilight?
This looks absolutely horrible.
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Oh holy shit. There is so much ridiculous stuff happening in those 2 minutes, I can't pick any single one to mock.
Do I go with the dark phoenix? With emo headbutt? Pyro girl? I'm fucking vapor-locked!
It's a nerdy analogy, but this makes me think of crono cross: it's a completely unnecessary sequel to an already wrapped up story, it destroys anything good in the first by repeating it until dead and it was disappointing cameos from the past cast despite having no real place within it.
Plus it's about time travel, I guess. I always thought the first movie was about being a teen and all hormonal or some shit.
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