|Modern Angel |
Jesus fucking Christ, what?
Just make a movie about Chris-chan and be done with it.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Aspies don't deserve love. Isn't this the guy from that movie with the RealDoll?
-1 star for the movie NOT being called Ass Burgers....
|Sean Robinson |
Did you know that the star of the movie "Adam" is named Hugh Dancy and he is British? He also played a character named Adam (Adam Towers) in the movie Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction and the similarly named Aiden in the movie Blood and Chocolate.
Other movie and television "Adam"s that have a connection with Britain are:
-Jon Fleming - Adam from Dante's Cove (Mr. Fleming is the same last name as James Bond author Ian Fleming)
-Rory McCann - Adam from Rockface (Mr. McCann is from Scotland, England's neighbour and a part of Great Britain)
-Daniel Brocklebank - Adam from Ed Stone is Dead (Mr. Brocklebank is from Stratford-Upon-Avon, England which is the same town as popular playwright William Shakespeare is from in England)
-Shane Rhoades - Little Adam from Little Manhattan (Manhattan is in New York, which is named after Olde York which is in - you guessed it - England)
Five stars for a movie that completely inaccurately portrays ass burgers.
These are the NSWF ass burgers you are looking for:
Oh, Slaggy. They'll make a movie about you and your autism soon enough.
I suppose this is the sign Assburgers has jumped the shark, and a new mental disorder of the week is going to show up to take it's place. I'm thinking OCD.
OCD came and went with As Good as it Gets. The next film will be Wingmar Birdman's Fursona
|Dr Dim |
The only thing that could save this movie is if he leaves her for a particularly irresistible prime number half way through.
+5 for magical negro
|Space Helicopter |
|Meatsack Jones |
I need to find a magical negro with homespun wisdom?
Who would have thought it was so simple!?
Now if I can find a woman who will put up with me I will be complete.
|Testicles of Doom |
So, Ass Burgers means that the little filter between your brain and your mouth is broken and you're socially awkward?
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