|voodoo_pork - 2009-05-05 |
Yes. Parade your pathetic suffering for Ceasar's amusement.
When will people realize that the or whatever that these desperately poor people get for making up stories on these shows is making the audience the punchline.
One of my neighbors got together with a few of his friends and created a show for Ricki Lake involving bisexual cheating, because they really needed the money and they were funny people.
Yeah, the "hideous lump woman" is clearly trying to resist smiling at 2:46.
What, am I Caesar in this situation? Or is Maury Povich Caesar. Because I feel like both of us are lacking in different ways. I don't like marching, and Connie Chung would beat Cornelia's ass.
|Paranatural - 2009-05-05 |
You know, I'm gonna have to try that excuse next time. Seems to have worked for this guy.
A friend of mine used it as an excuse for why he missed three days of work. It worked.
Our union once had to defend a guy that said he missed work for a week due to being kidnapped by bikers. The story probably would have been more plausible if the bikers hadn't also said that they were probably going to kidnap him again sometime in the summer.
|Camonk - 2009-05-05 |
If he didn't want to hurt the girl's feelings, he could've just said, "I thought of something funny." Hell, he could've said, Invisble elves are tickling my scrotum. She's so dumb, she wouldn't believed him.
Would've, not wouldn't. I'm all fucked up with contractions. This is because I was kidnapped.
|RomancingTrain - 2009-05-05 |
Do they ever leave the cheating boyfriend?
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-05-05 |
Someone kidnapped my ability to restrain my laughter.
Your ability to restrain your laughter's been cheating on you.
|revdrew - 2009-05-05 |
Like a Kids in the Hall skit brought to life.
|ProfessorChaos - 2009-05-05 |
I think this would be funnier if it turned out he REALLY had been kidnapped.
|mcsancherson - 2009-05-05 |
oh whatever tags she's not hideous
|kamlem - 2009-05-05 |
Thank you for letting us ridicule ourselves on TV for a pittance, Maury!
|Sean Robinson - 2009-05-05 |
Maury laughing next to a crying teen?
Bonertown, population MY PANTS.
|Chalkdust - 2009-05-05 |
Maury is clearly suffering from earmites.
|LeMoyne IV - 2009-05-09 |
At least when you go to Springer, you get to see some tits with your terrible acting.
Hell, I saw tits waiting in line for the late taping.
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