Prickly Pete One or two tweeks away from being a Tim and Eric skit.
hornung mark's left side is thinner than his right.
his goatee sucks.
Rovin "I am very pleased with my goatee, it gives me an individualistic, unique appearance, completely unlike the other 55 billion men currently walking the planet who apparently also desire to look like Roger Delgado's Master from the Pertwee years of Doctor Who. Mu-hahahahaha!"
La Loco It's a time machine that takes your facial hair back to the 90's.
Meerkat Who the hell is Tam and why do I care if he is saved?
I too want to look like a douchebag and be in a loveless relationship with an airheaded whore that doesn't know the meaning of restrain when it comes to tanning, or restraint in general.
dr tits you're forgetting that she probably knows the meaning of restraint in very specific terms, which probably involve the wearer of the goatee. and handcuffs. and a bed frame.
Rudy Yes, the worst thing about goatee grooming is all the guesswork involved.
TeenerTot This reminds me of those "hurr hurr breakfast is haaard!" commercials from Hardee's.
Are men not at all offended by their portrayal as doofuses? Or do guys secretly know the shameful truth in the advertisements?
Chancho I thought it said GoatseSaver in the title
svraz Check out Heather's third wall breaking look at the camera @ 0:58. She knows.
BillFisto Poor girl's not even aware there's a fourth wall to break yet.
zatojones None of those men have goatees. They all have Van Dykes.
zatojones and the white people tag is unwarranted. of all the dudes I've ever know who have been overly concerned about the precise lines of their ridiculous facial hair the vast majority of them were not white.