"I am very pleased with my goatee, it gives me an individualistic, unique appearance, completely unlike the other 55 billion men currently walking the planet who apparently also desire to look like Roger Delgado's Master from the Pertwee years of Doctor Who. Mu-hahahahaha!"
This reminds me of those "hurr hurr breakfast is haaard!" commercials from Hardee's.
Are men not at all offended by their portrayal as doofuses? Or do guys secretly know the shameful truth in the advertisements?
and the white people tag is unwarranted. of all the dudes I've ever know who have been overly concerned about the precise lines of their ridiculous facial hair the vast majority of them were not white.