Hooker Yeah. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.
La Loco How can you say this is fake? if you were born before 1979 you would know that all these people were still working in the late 80's. Groucho Marx did the coreography for Digital Underground.
Cleaner82 "Paula Abdul and some other dead people".
Mother Lumper Advertisements come across as spastic cartoons more than ever.
ztc I really wanted to have sex with Paula Abdul when I was 12.
Relevantly, I also really wanted to find some people to play WHFRP with.
Goethe and ernie 30 seconds. 90s adverts are the worst fucking things ever, I could write paragraphs about exactly what it is about them that I hate so much, but I'll leave it at saying that I just hate them.