|Spastic Avenger |
Eloquency be damned;
Dear Pat Robertson,
I am an atheist.
I do not serve the devil.
There is no devil.
Five for the moment Pat Lost Another One.
|Hugo Gorilla |
Isn't Pat Robertson dead yet?
Pat is immortal. God doesn't want him, and Satan can't think of a harsh enough torment for him.
Belial? I'm more of a Tharizdun kinda guy.
Okay, am I the ONLY Loki man here? It's starting to look that way. I really do not appreciate this one bit.
|Robert DeNegro |
There is a verse in the old testiment which essesntially suggests that "your oxen (for a plow) should not be unequally yoked".
Now clearly, the author was not talking about farming but about relationships and how they only work well when all parties do their share. THAT doesn't take a brain surgeon and almost every society has a parallel for that sentiment.
But Christians have been pointing to that verse for as God's direct comandment that Christians shouldn't marry with other ethnicities and, in general, anyone who is not a Christian.
Their sense of entitlement has always been mind-blowing.
If it's okay to take a bible passage out of context like that, then I think that God was ordering the Israelites to check their wheel alignment regularly
Citrus makes an important point; They had no movie references to work with back then; the only thing you could compare things do was everyday life, which often involved oxen, plows, and wineskins.
Oh that's one of those verses that fundamentalist Christians don't take so fundamentally.
They're fundamentalists when it comes to the things they don't like, which the bible happens to mention, like gay people, physics and cosmology, but just as subjective in their interpretation of the bible when it comes to say, stoning disobedient children, shellfish and slavery.
A creaky old man just asked someone over national TV if she was getting intimate with her boyfriend.
What a worthless human being.
Pat "Cunt" Robertson
Pat's right. If you're married to someone who sent a sincere request for advice from Pat Robertson... fucking end it. Pat just did that guy the biggest favor of his life.
What bothers me is those stunned bitches he gets to nod along with his shit. "Absolutely Pat. That's so true, that is so true."
I like that bit at the end.
"There is no peace in that situation. What." (sidelong glance at the uppity negress sitting opposite him)
"That is so true. That is so true. I'm only saying how true that is."
"You may live."
Funny how a religion that continually advertises and bases it's foundations on it's extreme levels of openness, tolerance, and understanding abandons those qualities almost as soon as you walk in their metaphorical door.
Pat Robertson would taser you into unconsciousness if you accused him of 'tolerance'.
I like the instant karma aspect. Anyone stupid enough to ask Pat Robertson for advice deserves Pat Robertson's advice.
She's in service to the Lord. He's in service to the Devil. They're the original odd couple!
Doodoo doodoo doodooooo doo doodoo doo dooDOOOOdooo...
(ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum...)
|The Faghorn |
Turns out religious people don't care for Atheists!
Get bent, you useless old earwig.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Choke to death on your blood diamonds, you detrimental fossil.
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