Much-Much, I choose YOU!

"Much much much much!"

Use Bullshit Blast now!

"Much much!" (Much-Much holds up a copy of The Way to Happiness)

ENEMY POKEMON SAID "FUCK THIS SHIT." ENEMY POKEMON HAS LEFT THE BATTLE.

We won! Great job, Much-much!

"MUCH!"

even the worst body-melting meth addiction is worth keeping over converting to scientology. At least you can quit meth.

snakes and strychnine from outer space! A-Much-Men!

Scientology isn't a cult any more than a phone-sex operator is a girlfriend. They don't want your soul, they just want another dollar.
Except the phone-sex operator will let you hang up when your credit card is maxed out.

Never underestimate the human ability to combine retarded religions to make even more retarded religions.

My local used bookstore got a complete set of Scientology's books for a discount price, so I bought them and read them. When I went back to the bookstore, the complete set was back.

Is this the craziest combo? Maybe the moonie flat earth acrobats are crazier...