chairsforcheap even the worst body-melting meth addiction is worth keeping over converting to scientology. At least you can quit meth.
chumbucket snakes and strychnine from outer space! A-Much-Men!
Ersatz Scientology isn't a cult any more than a phone-sex operator is a girlfriend. They don't want your soul, they just want another dollar.
Except the phone-sex operator will let you hang up when your credit card is maxed out.
StanleyPain The higher ups may understand this, but most of the people in Scientology very much behave like a cult. If you've ever met one or watched the endless videos of them on YT, you'd understand more.
Rodents of Unusual Size Never underestimate the human ability to combine retarded religions to make even more retarded religions.
memedumpster My local used bookstore got a complete set of Scientology's books for a discount price, so I bought them and read them. When I went back to the bookstore, the complete set was back.
phalsebob Is this the craziest combo? Maybe the moonie flat earth acrobats are crazier...