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Category:Military
Tags:Russian, russia, Soviet Union, Mother Russia, In Soviet Russia the style fights you!
Submitted:Anonymous
Date:05/09/09
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Aelric
I was expecting drunken follies like every other Russian video on this site but some of these seemed pretty decent, particularly the disarms.
Pookles
pretty neat, but -1 for stretching and rolling around to techno
Pookles
also why does the guy with the shouldered rifle suddenly fall on his butt?

Desidiosus
Russian fighting technique is based on judicious placement of banana peels.

chairsforcheap
are you retarded? the techno MAKES this video

halon
Adagio for Dicks

Aernaroth2
In Soviet Russia, beat drops you.

teethsalad
this is called systema

use a google
mouser
Looks like a mashup of Judo, Dayto Ryu and even some basis of Katori Shinto Ryu (for the rifle disarming stuff with looks strangely like some of the Gen Ryu katas). Nice stuff.

The evilness of the totally unnecessary recording of the warmup set to techno does set the score though.

ProfessorChaos
There were classes for systema at the martial arts club at my college. They were advertised with a picture of a shovel, and a caption saying "Want to learn how to kill with this?".

I considered.

Camonk
I don't know. To me it looks more like a combination of blah blah nerdy nerd namedrop random Japanese syllables crammed together blur blur dojo kumite front kick front kick gun katas fart

Cleaner82
The rifle disarming stuff looked a lot like a guy grabbing a rifle.

Very smoothly.

mouser
We obviously dont practice the same style Camonk but why dont you tell us more about trollbudo?

mcsancherson
fucking nerd

Cube
When I was 12 I knew people my age who thought these kind of videos are cool.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
so you're like 15, right?

wrattick
we can underestimate Russians capacity for violence, just as they can underestimate our (American) intelligence
Baby Finster
I don't think anyone underestimates the Russian capacity for violence.

futurebot
My god you people are racist idiots, seriously

You are zero steps removed from the 19th century anthropologists who taught us about the barbarity of the negro and the greed of the Jew

wrattick
don't you think thats a bit of a stretch? just a little?

futurebot
Nope, they are exactly the same in every way and any attempt you make to come up with some special dispensation for stereotyping Russians is really just further evidence.

pastorofmuppets
also they like horsey penises

wrattick
now listen you, no not you, yes you. Either you are serious or you are trolling. Either way it means you are a douchebag. If you are serious, come on down from your high horse in you mom's basement. I am qualified to speak about Russian culture and collective consciousness, more so than you are qualified to accuse total strangers on the intarweb of racism.
If you are joking, well then maybe I'll have a laugh about it the net time my Russian wife kicks me in the knees for overpaying on, well anything.

wrattick
I regret my hasty comments and I am sorry for any offense.

phalsebob
I thought Russian military martial arts consisted main of throat stomps, not of dancing like little girls! And really, would a Russian with an assault rifle with a bayonet try to bash you with the magazine?
spikestoyiu
Russia also gave us Sambo, which is really fucking badass.
Camonk
When he turned those tigers into butter? Hot fucking shit, right?

Squidmojo
I think this is Sambo, actually. At least the first part.

I love Sambo because it's like Batman: soviet researchers combed the world for the most effective fighting styles and then merged them into one style for their armies.

Also, it's an acronym. "The word "Самбо" (Sambo) is an acronym of САМозащит 072; Без Оружия (SAMozashchita Bez Oruzhiya), meaning "self-defense without weapons" in Russian."
pastorofmuppets
Those are some weird kanji

Species
Kanji? It's called Cyrillic.

The Townleybomb
LAST RESORT!
futurebot
2:48 ninja fisting
Dr Dim
I think some of it is Sambo, which is awesome, and some of it is Systema, which appears to be a load of mystical bollocks to my cynical western eye. The success of all these super gentle "leading your opponent into emptiness" type styles seems to be based mainly on having a whole lot of gullible students who are trained to fall over if you breath on them.
duckofdeath
this made me so hot
especially that pulsating rhythm
miken
remix of adagio for strings? I like me some samuel barber, so this was pretty cool.

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