|Xenocide - 2009-05-09 |
Dijon mustard can be purchased at any Wal-Mart in the country for like two bucks.
Which, by Fox News viewer standards, actually does count as classy.
Not even that, he asks it simply first. "Spicy" mustard. How dare he have somewhat generic tastes? Any real prima donna would ask specifically by brand.
|fermun - 2009-05-09 |
Fair and balanced.
|Dicknuts - 2009-05-09 |
My dream last night was somebody eating dijon mustard out of the jar with a spoon. They kept saying 'dijon' over and over again. Thank you for reminding me.
|Camonk - 2009-05-09 |
Jesus fuck, Fox. Fucking FUCK. This is just sad. I'm sorry the voters took your toy away now buck the fuck up and stop being babies.
I am constantly astounded at just how dumb that entire channel is. But I am more astounded by the people I know who watch that shit - several family members included. Every time I see a clip like this I think of them and how they must be secretly retarded.
I like the graphic of Obama and his floating collar of precious dijon.
|Cleaner82 - 2009-05-09 |
PARDON ME, DO YOU HAVE ANY YELLOW REDNECK MUSTARD?
I don't even remember what that's from but that line has been stuck in my head for like 10 years.
Actually m'am --
I direct you to 3:10.
|Walker - 2009-05-09 |
Wait... Obama was a "kid" when Seinfeld was on? Huh?
And of course, those ads aired around the same time as Seinfeld. Obama would have been in his 30's.
Well, those Grey Poupon rich-guy commercials are very well known and have been around since at least the late 70s. I specifically remember this one because as a kid it was a surprise to see Jason of Star Command in something else:
|Cena_mark - 2009-05-09 |
He's just poking fun at the president. Get over it.
It's really sad what your lot have been reduced to. I almost want to send the Republican Party a dollar because I feel so sorry for them.
This is the final segment of his show, and most the time this last segment is used for a humorous news story. Sure Hannity's delivery isn't as hammy as John Stewarts, but I assure you he is just clowning around.
CENA_MARK HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DIJON MUSTARD ENEMA
DID LIBERALS BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE WHILE YOU WERE WATCHING JOHN CENA FACEFUCK THE ROCK AND STICK A HOT DOG COVERED IN DIJON MUSTARD UP YOUR PINK AMERICAN POOPER
DID YOU JIZZ ALL OVER YOUR HEMINGWAY BOOK COLLECTION AFTER THEY TALKED ABOUT SWEET ECONOMIC NOTHINGS IN YOUR EAR??????
you know things about the structuring of segments on Fox News
Stog: No... That never happened.
Knowfuture: I watch the news.
As in, something other than Fox.
Cena, there is nothing even hypothetically funny about spicy mustard. You guys are trying way too hard to find something to laugh at Obama about, and it's embarrassing for everyone.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Grey Poupon is a product of Kraft Foods. My devout Christian Grandfather, who was probably a republican though thank God I never asked, loved it.
|Severian - 2009-05-09 |
Hannity and his ilk are not very good at kidding around. Their sense of humor lacks any sense.
|citrusmirakel - 2009-05-09 |
Rather than comment, I just thought I'd share this with you instead:
Remember Duke Cunningham? The California representative who plead guilty to .4 million in bribes? In 2003, in support of the Iraq War and in defiance of the French, he proudly announced on the floor of the House that he took all the Grey Poupon out of his cupboard. This, in despite of the fact that Grey Poupon is a product of Kraft foods, and is made in America.
|Pillager - 2009-05-09 |
5 stars for what the GOP has become.
|Meerkat - 2009-05-09 |
President and Laura Bush's Deviled Eggs Recipe
12 large eggs, boiled hard and peeled
1 Tbsp (plus) soft butter
1 Tbsp (plus) mayonnaise
1 Tbsp Dijon mustard
1/2 tsp Yucatan Sunshine Habanero sauce
Salt to taste
That's well and good for deviled eggs, but REAL Americans prefer their hamburgers covered in motor oil and bear urine.
|Frank Rizzo - 2009-05-09 |
mustard is the shit, I dont have a lot of food since I live alone and I dont want shit to spoil, but I have like 9 different types of mustard.
None are that yellow crap.
so fuck you hannity, take your lame yellow crap and shove it up your vagina.
|Hooper_X - 2009-05-09 |
Incidentally, my favorite mustard is sweet-and-hot. You dip pretzels in it and it is delicious.
|StanleyPain - 2009-05-09 |
This is as good a place as any to mention that Hannity still has yet to respond to Keith Olbermann's challenge of being paid ,000 a second to be waterboarded, with the money going to his named charity.
oh my god... if he got waterboarded using french's yellow mustard...
time to masturbate.
|fluffy - 2009-05-09 |
Even in goddamn Las Cruces, NM basically every burger place had little packets of dijon mustard.
|Robin Kestrel - 2009-05-10 |
We stopped at a T.G.I. Friday’s and I ordered a cheeseburger. When the waitress brought the food I asked her is she had any Dijon mustard. (Legislative aide) Dan (Shomon) shook his head.
"He doesn't want Dijon," he insisted, waving the waitress off. "Here"-- he shoved a yellow bottle of French's mustard in my direction --"here's some mustard right here."
The waitress looked confused. “We got Dijon if you want it,” she said to me.
I smiled. "That would be great, thanks."
- Obama recounting a 1997 trip through southern Illinois, The Audacity of Hope, p. 60
Reason #291 of why I'm glad he's President.
Because he has the audacity to hope. For a quality mustard.
|mcsancherson - 2009-05-10 |
why fuck around with mustard when bitter bitter republican tears are just as good
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-05-10 |
When our children asked what killed television news, we will respond that it killed itself.
|Princess v2.1 - 2009-05-10 |
HE'S NOT LIEK US, FANCY FRENCH PRESIDENT SECRET MOOSLIM
|RockBolt - 2009-05-10 |
I guess I could never run for president, I like balsamic vinegar on lots of things
|punch drunk babies - 2009-05-13 |
5 stars for mustard, my favorite condiment
|gnpaaron - 2009-06-09 |
americans do a lot of things well. Mustard and Cheese are not two of them.
|joelkazoo - 2009-07-20 |
On the Daily Show, they made the joke being that Obama took for-fucking-ever to make his order, and if he tried that in NYC, he'd be "No Soup for You!"-ed out of the building.
See, Faux Snooze? THAT is a joke! They create feelings of pleasure and happiness in people. Try 'em sometime.
|Wombles - 2009-10-09 |
this really made me dislike obama, im a regular guy and I like regular mustard, its like he thinks he's bettern me or somethin WHICH IS BULLSHIT
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