That is quite possibly the most boring and poorly written commercial on earth. 5 stars!
What the FUCK.
Company product web site:
"Why Choose CHEEMO?"
High Quality - Low Price
CHEEMO perogies are made by a unique and innovative process using quality raw ingredients and under stringent quality control measures. Our efficient production lines allow us to offer consumers a superior product at very competitive prices.
CHEEMO perogy can be boiled, pan-fried, microwaved, barbecued or even baked. CHEEMO perogies can be cooked and served alone or in casseroles, stews or stir-fries.
+5 because I still dont know what it is.
Oh, I know what a perogie is, and they're quite good. (Though I don't know why you would want a brand name that sounds like a cancer therapy.)
No, my reaction was to :21. Where'd they find that thing and who thought it was a good idea to put it in front of a camera?
Well, if the flower lady bows, you know they're good.
|dr tits |
ew i would never eat perogies with tea
That old lady probably wrote this.
Eat them for too long and you lose your hair.
I voted for this in the hopper and I'm still not sure why. But I couldn't NOT vote for this.
I think this video could be weaponized.
|Sudan no1 |
the hissing on the track adds to much to this
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'm pretty sure the 'cheemo perogies' tag is never going to be activated.
"cheemo perogies" sounds like something they make you eat to keep your tumor from metastasizing
Polish pirogis are tasty.
Sometime in the early 90s, I was out getting plastered at the Power Plant bar at the University of Alberta in Edmonton, where I ended up in coversation with an incredibly drunk young man who claimed to be dating the Cheemo Perogy heiress. In his privilged position, he had advance access to all the experimental flavors Cheemo's Perogy Scientists were working on.
"Dude, you will not believe this," he slurred; "fucking PIZZA PEROGIES. They're fucking delicious."
Two months later, there they were in the freezer section. And they were, indeed, fucking delicious.
Cheemo makes something called a "Kiderogie" which I assume is a perogie filled with childmeat
it's no Prusakolep though
|Rape Van Winkle |
"goodness they're good" was delivered with genuine concern.
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