5 stars or "little stupid trees"

This guy is one of the ascended gods of trollkind. If there is a real person somewhere in there, it's completely lost in the peacock feathers of his desperate gimmickry.

I hope you're taking notes, mark.

I love how "conservatives" do things that are very "progressive" or "progress orientated" when they think it underscores how "conservative" they are.

To the conservative, being anti ecologically conservative represents the pro-business side of fiscal-conservation, and therefore doing things that are the opposite of ecologically conservative is actually a way to seem MORE conservative. What. The. Fuck.

Hey, lets waste these trees (resources) and therefore be without conservation because it pisses people off!

"CAN'T YOU KILL A HUGE TREE FOR ME?"

"Uuuh, no we're just taking down the poor quality wood..."

Unbeknownst to him they're not doing it because it's Earth Day, but rather because it's just another day at work for loggers.

He's slurring his speech. I think he's off the wagon.

American Elms are not worthy of that name obviously. Why not just call them Lieberal Jew-Oaks?

Clearcutting to entice deer? In a protected wildlife habitat on private property? Tim is definately foremost in the the field of logging for sport(poaching).

I hope all these people are crippled by falling trees while whitetail bucks sharpen their horns on their dicks.

Save us Captain Planet!

Conservative 3dg3. He's so happy to shock the normals, except that the normals are by his defenition weird.

The trees will grow back once we're all dead.

And yet I bet he'd be pissed if someone cut down all the trees on his property.

Deep down he must know how irrelevant his party has become.

Mental illness even hurts trees.