Aelric ...or until he experiences the female void.
(ok, serious reference points if you get that one).
pressed peanut sweepings All I can think of regarding that is something from one of the appendices of Dune, but I don't think that's it.
eatenmyeyes If you recall both Cirin and Suenteus were bigger.
Aelric It's from Cerebus by Dave Simm a comic about an Aardvark that turned into an anti-female manifesto as the authors personal life began to collapse. Also, one of if not the longest running comic serial ever at 100 issues.