okay i'll take a shot
she's here for a donkey show, but it gets evaporated by a floodlight? then, she decides to go near that floodlight?
okay then sludge comes down the wall that's... acid? i don't know. then the wall tries to crush her.
yeah i think i'm missing something
|Caminante Nocturno |
Wonder Woman takes her donkey to some professional donkey washers, but it is a trap. After disintegrating her donkey, the villains try to disintegrate her. The disintegrater, however, only works on donkeys. Using it on a human causes it to malfunction and instead spew out smoky rainbow oatmeal. The smoky rainbow oatmeal brings the wall to life, which instinctively tries to kill Wonder Woman.
Earlier that day she'd quipped that catching her in a trap was as difficult as "disintegrating a wet donkey", so seeing it happen right then totally threw her off her game.
The ice cream she was supposed to be crushed beneath melted because of the same electrical problem that caused the donkey washer to malfunction and the walls to move. Just a bad day all around.
|Menudo con queso |
The fact that the wall sludge comes in the colors of the Colombian flag clearly means something.
In a tragic accident, Wonder Woman was smothered to death today by multicolored clay she helped some children make.
How many times does it have to be said? Don't fucking go into a room that just vaporized a donkey.
oh you Nickelodeon!! you
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
You guys, the donkey and the sludge are actually just ALL IN HER HEAD.
oh holy shit!
its the david lynch episode of wonder woman!
|Big Muddy |
Good installation. Anyone seen this guy's newer works?
The pouch the donkey was carrying had a kilo of cocaine in it. The blonde woman thought that maybe the pouch containing the cocaine had not been vaporized along w/the donkey. She wanted some free pouch-cocaine, so she went right on in.
That's not what's bewildering, though. What's bewildering is that LYNDA CARTER IS WONDER WOMAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DUMB BLONDE BITCH DOING IN HER PLACE?
If I remember my late 70s sci-fi, Fembots are probably involved somehow.
Similar to spidersense, wonderwoman's magical donkey suddenly appears to warn her of substances that could stain her costume. Rather than simply avoiding the stuff, wonderwoman decides to trust her colorgaurd detergent and roll around in it instead. This is all really metaphor for the faith women should have in their laundry soap.
|Syd Midnight |
Neopolitan ice cream!! Her one weakness!
She's shopping for shoes.
|Steve Airport |
A very strange juxtaposition of different superhero/damsel in distress fetishes. Crushing walls, imprisonment, sludge, SCIENCE!, and of course one broad in a skin-tight uniform. And, this makes perfect sense.
At 0:48: "oh my God, just like that old gypsy woman said!"
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