Cleaner82 No preposterous nuclear explosion, and no Cate Blanchette. So why the hell bother? I don't even see any snappily-dressed Nazis -- it looks like you may have to take their word for it that they are Nazis, which misses the point of Nazis completely.
Alektorophobic That shot of them hiding from the birds under the rock ledge looked like it was taken straight from Lord of the Rings.
Hooper_X Oh, I see. They filed the serial numbers off of Indiana Jones and slapped an ALAN QUARTERMENE sticker on the box, which completely defeats the point of doing an Allan Quatermain story, which is to say HILARIOUS CASUAL RACISM.
voodoo_pork Indianapolis Smith and the Scary Place of Riches