Balls of steel.
when did kimmel become relevant?
|Big Name Celebrity |
First half is pure gold, second half is just another shittty Kimmel monologue.
You can pretty much stop watching after 3:20.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Note to ABC execs: Don't piss off Jimmy Kimmel
|The Faghorn |
Way to expose the perfidy and betrayal in.. ..uh.. choosing a television season lineup? Really?
Watching his comedic timing is akin to watching black mold destroy living flesh under a microscope.
I guess that would mean it's fascinating too.
but I guess in some way or another every thing is fascinating when you look at it through the eyes of a curious child. that means no matter what I chose as an analogy it would have failed.
It's not that, I was just afraid that the "living flesh" was somehow, in some way referring to the dead-eyed suits in the audience.
I think comedians rant best when bitching about the people in their own non-comedy career field, see also John Stewart whenever he talks about cable news programs.
"We shall send forth the Kimmel to show that we can make fun of ourselves and our banal practices. The love of the masses is assured."
"Yes, Overseer, we shall program the Kimmel to cause laughter at the mention of product names."
Wow Jimmy Kimmel accidentally said something sort of worth hearing to a bunch of people who don't give a shit. Let's all say he's brave and important.
|Stupid Lisa Garbage Face |
I can't make it through the blabber to get to the good parts my internet ADD is really bad I see an ad on the side oh it looks like something i might want oh where was I yes I love early bird she brings me pancakes, 4 stars!
Oh who gives a shit about Jimmy Kimmel, this is good stuff.
Aaand then it fell hard. Oh well, he had the ball for awhile.
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