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Desc:XtraNormal dramatization of one of the internet's craziest posts
Category:Horror, Short Films
Tags:rape, ferretball, xtranormal, justifiable
Submitted:Whitewater5
Date:05/22/09
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Comment count is 60
dora's cough
Someone please, please, PLEASE provide a link to the original post.
Whitewater5
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-bes t.php?page=5


Gommorrah
you have to remove the space between pos and t

Gommorrah
i mean "bes" and "t"

atleykins
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/4433671/

Keefu
holy shit
socialist_hentai
this is a joke right?
revdrew
No, that semi-nude lego man truly does think rape can be justified. It's horrible, I know.

Cleaner82
You can tell he's put a lot of thought into it. A LOT of thought. Masturbation is what I'm implying, evil rape-themed masturbation.

baleen


I used to play with legos.
I mean. They told me that I was playing with them, but I felt like they were playing with me. :-(

Rafiki
*nerd-rage revenge rape fantasies*

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
thebaronsdoctor
Wow, so much crazy. I like the infinitely-repeating background loop.

Also: The only possible time I can think of in which rape is justified is if you were to rape someone who is currently in the process of raping someone and rape was the only way to stop said individual from blowing up the world. However I really don't think this would ever happen in real life, meaning rape is never justified.
thebaronsdoctor
Forgot my rating

phalsebob
I think that means we can rape you. I'm not a lawyer though.

Toenails
Instead of raping the rapist, could you just jump in and stop him?

I mean, there will always be enough time for raping him later...

thebaronsdoctor
Guys, that was a joke. I was trying to show how contrived this line of reasoning is.

Toenails
Well, you certainly trolled me with the second scenario, as that one is way to close for comfort with the "ticking time-bomb" line of reasoning that the torture apologetics use.

But yeah, don't worry. I know you are not actually positing these justifications as a serious point of discussion, it was just that your first scenario had some sort of catch-22 that made me picture an infinity-long man-train of rapists-raping-rapists.

MaybeAFatGuy
Scenario #5:

Terrorists are going to detonate a bomb at the Super Bowl if you don't rape the hot girl who never noticed you in high school.

This is a justifiable rape.
dr tits
"preferably tying them down so that multiple children could be administered"

he really loses grounds for justification with each example.....
not that any of them seem to hold any real logic.
but really, i guess i would rather have the human race die out completely
than have it turn into the secluded, inbred race that it would become
with such a limited genetic distribution...
TheDevilsDictionary
Don't knock it! I've read that the entire human population may have been down to around 1000 or some low number like that. We may be that secluded, inbred race.

dr tits
i mean, yes, we clearly didn't start off with billions of people in our population, but i'm talking more like genetic deformities and "founder effects" found in closed or "bottleneck" communities, like ... the amish. (dont get me wrong, i love the amish, but...)

my favorite sounding disorder is
"digital integer deficiency"

thebaronsdoctor
Let's put it this way: Would we really want to continue the human race if the only males left are genetic miscalculations like this guy?

kennydra
what.
kamlem
There could be a guy called Justif Iable somewhere in the world. After all, Peretz Bernstein changed his name to Perry Farrel...
Dr Dim
"The mob, riled up, surrounds Dick and beats him to death, despite Dick's pleas. They leave, while Heather examines the corpse. Unbeknownst to her, a big black man was watching the entire ordeal, from the accusation to the beating.

"I saw what you did," says the black man, "and now you're gonna get what's coming to you". It would be that man's moral right to rape the living shit out of that worthless cunt.

Alternatively, suppose after the beating, Dick gets back up, but the hemmoraging in his brain leaves him only five minutes to live. Dick too would have the right to rape her within the remaining timeframe of his life. Since he was punished for a crime he didn't do, he might as well commit it."

The big black man and Dick's brain haemmorhage are worth five stars by themselves
Camonk
I love how internet rape-fan instantly goes to a big black man as the rapist. Perfect.

The next scenario is possibly even better. "Let's call her Sarah." Yeah man, I bet there's an attractive girl at your school named Sarah.

This is like my favorite video in weeks because I know this stuck-up bitch and raping the shit out of her would be a real wake-up call

Adham Nu'man
"How do you stop a group of big black men from raping a white chick?"

"Throw 'em a basketball!"

ZING!

IrishWhiskey
Just to be clear, was that second scenario a confession to assisting in a rape?

"I hope you enjoyed this dissertation, and it generates some profound discussion."
Here's my contribution: You're a f*#!ing psycho.
Camonk
You don't seem the type to suddenly censor your swearing

Is everything okay at home

dr tits
just to be clear, it wasn't just an arbitrary rape assist,
but a justified, angry nerd-revenge rape assist.
so.... it was okay. right?

Bort
Guy's trolling. Clues: the out-of-the-blue inclusion of a black man, the "let's call her Sarah" to make it sound like personal experience, the final sentence. There are just too many bits that seem to be there just to get people agitated and not to make any particular point. Not that I'm complaining; the guy's a craftsman.

Erix
I don't know Bort, some people on the internet are genuinely crazy.

mashedtater
i dunno its a tossup.


Bort
Oh, I don't doubt there are genuine crazies out there. I just see places where it looks like the author said, "I haven't introduced any new reason to piss people off in a couple sentences; how about if I specify that the Justice Rapist is black?" So to me at least, it looks like it was crafted to offend.

Keefu
i want to believe

frau_eva
To me, the inclusion of it being a black man is more "This is my secret masturbation fodder" than race baiting.

DanVamme
I'm guessing this was posted from prison via proxy.
Caminante Nocturno
I don't think that any of those scenarios are likely.
8bitwintermute
Ferretball is the greatest, this one troll post has been going for literally YEARS
Rodents of Unusual Size
It's not often that I five star something based on the fact that the loader image alone frightens me to the point where I just can't watch.
Xenocide
I'm glad he found the time to sneak the "she dresses slutty so she deserves it" one in there.
godot
"multiple children could be administered"
phalsebob
Fucking nun slash lesbians... always hating the human race by the thousands.
Gommorrah
i mean bes and t
Nikon
Evil enough.
chumbucket
oh dear
allcaps
10,000 LESBIANS STAND BETWEEN US AND BABIES. TONIGHT WE RAPE!

SPARTAAAAAAA.
kingofthenothing
"You cannot beat them. Their incessant nagging. Their never ending supply of cats. Their Lifetime Channel brainwashing. And last, but not least, they have all been recalibrated to the same menstrual cycle! Their tampons will blot out their Vajayjays!!"

"Then I guess we'll rape 'em in the pooper."

Uulanbaatorbaby
Lego-womans silence and dead, accusing stare really says it all.
NoCode
Huh.
Charon
Off the top of his head he came up with four scenarios. He's been thinking about this for a loooooooooong time.
Lauritz Melchior
Holy shit! How did I ever miss this?!

"1000 militant lesbians"

"total slut"

"I was the lookout."

This whole thing is incredible!
oswaldtheluckyrabbit
I don't like this early version of "Seen And Not Seen"
pathetique
"worst of all, she dresses like a total slut, but only lets popular guys fuck her"

LOGIC
pathetique
also i'm pretty sure that scenario three takes up more than 1%

Charles
What got me was the close up of his hollow, lifeless eyes when he mentions that he was the lookout. Like that's where the danger music should have begun
PurpleXVI
This is completely fucking bonkers. That's why I'm 5-starring it.
longwinded
either brilliant troll or grade AAA crazy, I don't care
Old_Zircon
I'm going with brilliant troll, but both are possible I suppose.

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