How to water your grass

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How to water your grass

Desc:	Grass is hard to water but if you follow these steps and contact the USDA you'll be fine.
Category:	Educational, Nature & Places
Tags:	water, grass, useless classes, evaporation, howcast
Submitted:	pastorofmuppets
Date:	05/24/09
Views:	1219
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Step 8: Cut yourself as a reminder that you aren't dead, that this is your life, and this is how you are living it.

Step 9: Kill the Joneses before they kill you.

Step 10: Bury their bodies in your lawn.
Be sure to water regularly.

My grass is a fucking mess next to my neighbours and I pride myself for having other aspirations in life than having a fucking gold green to walk on.

Step 11: Profit

12: Research the Funeral Rule and contact the FTC regarding the correct depth and location for the bodies.

pastorofmuppets
You will need:

- a shovel
- a bag
- to completely suppress your emotions for about 30 minutes

pastorofmuppets
I lost it at the usda.gov reference. But really this was all about making "useless classes" a linked tag.

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