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How to water your grass
Grass is hard to water but if you follow these steps and contact the USDA you'll be fine.
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Step 8: Cut yourself as a reminder that you aren't dead, that this is your life, and this is how you are living it.
Step 9: Kill the Joneses before they kill you.
Step 10: Bury their bodies in your lawn.
Be sure to water regularly.
My grass is a fucking mess next to my neighbours and I pride myself for having other aspirations in life than having a fucking gold green to walk on.
Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
Step 11: Profit
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
12: Research the Funeral Rule and contact the FTC regarding the correct depth and location for the bodies.
You will need:
- a shovel
- a bag
- to completely suppress your emotions for about 30 minutes
I lost it at the usda.gov reference. But really this was all about making "useless classes" a linked tag.
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