I linked my submission to yours.
Our submissions are now touching their penises on each other.

She seems surprisingly lucid for 91 freakin years old.

it's basically dorm cooking, but charming and adorable!

Basically it's something I cook now only with onions, maybe some sauerkraut, and kielbasa instead of hot dogs: the Somewhat Less Poorman's Meal.

It's always a great compliment to the cook when the people eating are silent, all stuffing their faces with your food.

Bacon! It needs bacon.

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I like how she said she would turn on the gas, but it's an electric range. Reminds me of my mom.

Not as much of a recipe as a philosophy

Old People are Awesome.