Women like this piss me off. Philip's 'selfishness' is obviously great, and the reason she liked him to begin with. Then all of a sudden she can't stand it, and it's HIS fault. So now HE's got to move back to Nottingham, which everybody knows is a shithole.
Maybe Philip wouldn't be so aggressive towards everyone that comes within ten feet of her if she didn't react to every minor emotional obstacle by getting shitfaced drunk and hopping into bed with random strangers.
This is an eerily accurate look at what would happen if I were in charge of television:
"We've got this new romantic comedy show marketed at teens and women in their early 20's about struggling artist who tries to balance her work and her relationship troubles. We feel it will connect well with the targeted..."
"Does it have dinosaurs in it?"
"Well no, of course not. It's set in modern day England and..."
"Put dinosaurs in it. Like a T-Rex that eats people. Next show?"