|Hooker - 2009-05-27 |
The ability to make KFC food appear out of thin air is one of the most backhanded superpowers imaginable.
At least you wouldn't starve. Though you'd probably get sick of chicken pretty quick.
But you could throw it on the ground and cause greasy oil slicks and stop criminals that way. And instant Corporate Sponsor, so you wouldn't have to be a journalist just to make a living.
I don't know, I think if you thought about it a bit you'd be able to make a passing career as a super hero with this power.
It would get old after the first 12 hour day, conjuring endless amounts of unhealthy chicken to feed the poor and starving.
I would imagine that one would begin to eat their own chicken, in vast quantities, in pursuit of poetic suicide.
|DMKA - 2009-05-27 |
This is great in so many ways.
|Aelric - 2009-05-27 |
|fluffy - 2009-05-27 |
The C stands for Chihuahua
|memedumpster - 2009-05-27 |
I would choose cannibalism over KFC.
|uekibachi - 2009-05-27 |
and for my next trick, watermelons!
|DerangedGoblin - 2009-05-27 |
|Goethe and ernie - 2009-05-27 |
South East Asia in "stereotyping black people" shock.
|La Loco - 2009-05-27 |
Guess what I've heard black people say about Koreans all my life?
|spikestoyiu - 2009-05-27 |
Video title is racist. Just because the guy's Asian doesn't mean he's good at math.
|Xenocide - 2009-05-27 |
And the genie said, "I will give you each a superpower...but not a very good one."
All in all, Korean Chicken Guy still considered himself better off than Captain Vomits Popcorn Shrimp.
|Hay Belly - 2009-05-27 |
This is not KFC. Misleading title.
|voodoo_pork - 2009-05-27 |
This stars every single black person in South Korea.
That's what I was thinking. I'm really not sure how to feel about this video. I'm kind of... horrified and at the same time trying to tell myself the Koreans have no idea they've done anything wrong because they have a different history with people of African descent. Namely, really aren't any.... I think I need to go lay down, I'm getting a headache.
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