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Desc:Featuring the lyrics 'Stuck as a virgin with rage.'
Category:Horror, Humor
Tags:Aspergers, sonichu, Chris-Chan, rape dungeon, virgin with rage
Submitted:MaulLove
Date:05/27/09
Views:1510
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Comment count is 12
Millard
For some reason I imagine his parents walking by the door to the basement, hearing their troglodyte son singing stuff like this, and regretting the day they decided not to get an abortion.
phalsebob
Now that I'm sure he's not a troll, he just makes me feel sad. But that is still some 5 star creepiness nonetheless.
simon666
His singing reminds me of something that Michael Scott from The Office would do.
NoCode
IIII HAAAVE A BOOYYYYyyyfriend

World-class Chris-chan action here.
Repomancer
NoCode -- I had to do it. Please try to understand.
TeenerTot
Ah yes, christmas. The season of failure and depression.
EvilHomer
You know, sometimes I think to myself that maybe this whole thing will resolve itself like a touching and life-affirming romantic comedy. Maybe some cute btard cam whore will decide to take Chrischan up on his offer of love, on a bet, as a joke, or simply to get attention. And then, as the sham continues, she slowly discovers a hidden side to Chrischan, a sweet, touching, human side which no one else can see, realizes that he really is what she's been looking for all along, and, after a bitter breakup over some comments made by camwhore's bitchy "old life" friends and a highspeed car chase to the airport involving some nuns and a vanload of friendly Mexican immigrants, they both live happily ever after.

Then it dawns on me that camwhore would probably turn up dead in a swamp three weeks after her first date with Chrischan, and the magic is lost.
Nikon
She'd be dead long before that.

MaulLove
Hey, look at me
I'm standing here sad and lonely
Without a fire
A desire
To not hear you say
I have a boyfriend
As I see a lady
Walking along one by one
I never wanna hear
I have a boyfriend
Tell me why
Iím stuck in a sad lonely cage
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why
I ainít never wanna hear you say
I have a boyfriend
And Iím not too happy
And I am lonely
So thatís whyyyyyy
I need a girlfriend
Tell me why Iím stuck in this sad lonely cage
I so need a cute girl my age
I really mean it when I say
I need a girlfriend
Why do all of the jerks
Take all the pretty women?
You may not notice but you should know
That I am a lonesome heart
And I have no fire
A desire
To not, to Not, to NOT
HEAR
~~
Stuck as a virgin with rage
So need a cute girl my age
I never wanna hear you say
I have a boyfriend
Tell me why
I'm stuck in a sad lonely cage
I so need a cute girl my age
I ainít never wanna hear you say
I have a boyfriend
Tell me why
I'm stuck in a sad lonely cage
I so need a Cute Girl my age
Tell me why
I aint never wanna hear you say
I Have A Boyfriend
Cause I need girlfriend

All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
A pretty girlfriend
A pretty girlfriend
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
So I can be much happier
All I want for
Is a girlfriend
And she has to be 18-22
And she must be boyfriend-free too
For other qualities, check out my profile on match.com
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
A pretty girlfriend
A pretty girlfriend
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
So then I wonít be so lonely
AhÖohÖ.
The boyfriend-free factor is so high
How many boyfriends are paired up with a girl?
You canít tell how many what the girlfriends are paired up or not
Which is the reason why I cannot approach women
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
A pretty girlfriend
A pretty girlfriend
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
NOW AND FOREVER MORE
phydeaux
I'll have a Virgin with Rage
4 oz Water
1 tsp Tabasco Sauce
3 dashes Lemon Juice
1 tsp "Special Sauce"

Nikon
Virgin with Rage
1 tsp Tabasco Sauce
3 dashes Lemon Juice
3 oz cranberry juice
3 oz grapefruit juice
2 oz peach nectar
2 oz vodka

Nikon
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