C. Eloi Marx 
Johnny Goatee at 3:05 has more then a faint whiff of I'm-not-a-dad-but-I-like-to-hug-pre-pubescent-girls about him.
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Beyonce Knowles
Madisyn
Brittnie
100 black men?
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Beyonce Knowles And: the ring can be passed from the dad to the husband when the daughter marries. So it's like a 'permission to fuck'-token?
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Innocent Bystander
"I read about this... in a book!"
She's so surprised she read an actual book.
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Hugo Gorilla
Joke's on you, dad. Her boyfriend is going to pay just as much to fuck her on prom night.
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HoboTech
Maybe I'm a jaded cynic, maybe I've been on the internet too long, but I'm willing to bet that 75% of these girls have already broken their promise... with Daddy. This is just Daddy's way to make sure that he has no competition.
Maybe I'm the only one who thinks that it's creepy for these guys to be so concerned about their offspring's vaginae. (Freud, anyone?)
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Dharma There's no maybe about that one, sweetheart.
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HoboTech I'm glad we could come to an amicable agreement then
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spikestoyiu
"Here's hoping you don't end up a knocked up slut like your mom."
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Hooper_X
So much hilarity.
"A national Christian pop star who performed live on stage..." ...but who refused to be identified? Was there a warrant out for him?
The anecdote about stealing ties from preachers.
That weird-ass blouse the anchor has on.
"We've got 100 black men in the studio" HOO HEY I BET IT'S PRETTY CROWDED!!!
And then there's the Purity Ball itself. Those things are really really weird and creepy, especially when they're set up like a little faux wedding ceremony. I mean, that's always been an underlying if not outright stated message throughout human history, that the daughter is the father's property until he can find some kid to foist her off onto, but wowowowowowowowowoowowwow.
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mr.swizzle
The host looks like a gay and British Howdy Doody.
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Cube
Oh you christians and your "oh shit, it turns out we aren't sexually compatible" marriages.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
People like this never fail to creep me out. I think it's because they're more artificial than a bouquet of plastic flowers.
Ennnngh.
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wtf japan
I am convinced that this is really an unholy ritual executed in the hopes of resurrecting Sigmund Freud.
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cognitivedissonance
Their waifish kiwi host totally enjoyed the post-Purity Ball closeted gay dad orgy immediately following.
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Camonk
A hundred billion stars for the "pets and animals" category.
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