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Desc:this is why you do not pee in the river
Category:Nature & Places, Horror
Tags:candiru, vampire fish, spines, urethra, oh my fucking god
Submitted:kiint
Date:05/28/09
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Comment count is 23
Lurchi - 2009-05-28
Fuck you candiru.


Keefu - 2009-05-28
noooooo
baleen - 2009-05-28

Was it really necessary to shove a candiru up a Yamamano's peehole to demonstrate this.
Lurchi - 2009-05-28
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy - 2009-05-28
They actually shoved a stunt turtle up his ass.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-05-28
Maybe he was the Yamamano version of Ernest.

TeenerTot - 2009-05-28
So, ah...how would one rid oneself of this once it's aquired?
Cleaner82 - 2009-05-28
I think you smoke it out.

voodoo_pork - 2009-05-28
Wait... what?!

baleen - 2009-05-28

There's a native cure that involves ingesting an herbal solvent, but you probably just have to open the bladder with a surgery.

Infection of human beings is extremely rare, and they aren't even 100% certain if it's urine that motivates it to invade.

spencer - 2009-05-28
Funny... I just heard about this bastard on a science podcast a few days ago.
Yeah, surgery or *gulp* amputation is the best solution cuz you can die from this pretty quickly, as you might imagine.
But apparently, if it isn't immediately life-threathening, a shitload of vitamin C can soften the spines so you can piss it out. More about it here... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A35669460

Cleaner82 - 2009-05-28
I googled for 'candiru smoke' and the first thing I found was my own post.

So I could be wrong.

baleen - 2009-05-28
How would you suggest one go about injecting smoke into a person's bladder via their urethra?

Cleaner82 - 2009-05-29
It was like, burning herbs near the peehole (a term I prefer). It had nothing to do with any sort of smoke-turkey-baster.

Cleaner82 - 2009-05-29
Also, this would be more for if the fish was lodged in the peehole (a term I prefer), rather than something that was actually supposed to travel up into the bladder. Damn, I wish I could remember where I read it.

mashedtater - 2009-05-28
no no nono! dont piss in the river! dont! oh no!
TeenerTot - 2009-05-28
Yea, you'd think he'd know better. You'd think he'd at least know not splash his own peewater in his face.

baleen - 2009-05-28

It really should have been a fat college kid on mushrooms or something. It doesn't make sense that a guy who grew up the river would let candirus into his bladder all willy nilly.

mashedtater - 2009-05-29
im highly amused you used willy nilly in this context

Stog - 2009-05-28
Dreaded Candiru indeed.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-05-28
I can smell your peeeee
mashedtater - 2009-05-29
thats because i ate assssparagus!

KnowFuture - 2009-05-29
For the longest time I thought William Burroughs made these things up when he wrote 'Naked Lunch'.

...does this mean Mugwumps and Liquefactionism are real too?
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