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Desc:this is why you do not pee in the river
Category:Nature & Places, Horror
Tags:candiru, vampire fish, spines, urethra, oh my fucking god
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Fuck you candiru.


Was it really necessary to shove a candiru up a Yamamano's peehole to demonstrate this.

They actually shoved a stunt turtle up his ass.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Maybe he was the Yamamano version of Ernest.

So, ah...how would one rid oneself of this once it's aquired?
I think you smoke it out.

Wait... what?!


There's a native cure that involves ingesting an herbal solvent, but you probably just have to open the bladder with a surgery.

Infection of human beings is extremely rare, and they aren't even 100% certain if it's urine that motivates it to invade.

Funny... I just heard about this bastard on a science podcast a few days ago.
Yeah, surgery or *gulp* amputation is the best solution cuz you can die from this pretty quickly, as you might imagine.
But apparently, if it isn't immediately life-threathening, a shitload of vitamin C can soften the spines so you can piss it out. More about it here... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A35669460

I googled for 'candiru smoke' and the first thing I found was my own post.

So I could be wrong.

How would you suggest one go about injecting smoke into a person's bladder via their urethra?

It was like, burning herbs near the peehole (a term I prefer). It had nothing to do with any sort of smoke-turkey-baster.

Also, this would be more for if the fish was lodged in the peehole (a term I prefer), rather than something that was actually supposed to travel up into the bladder. Damn, I wish I could remember where I read it.

no no nono! dont piss in the river! dont! oh no!
Yea, you'd think he'd know better. You'd think he'd at least know not splash his own peewater in his face.


It really should have been a fat college kid on mushrooms or something. It doesn't make sense that a guy who grew up the river would let candirus into his bladder all willy nilly.

im highly amused you used willy nilly in this context

Dreaded Candiru indeed.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I can smell your peeeee
thats because i ate assssparagus!

For the longest time I thought William Burroughs made these things up when he wrote 'Naked Lunch'.

...does this mean Mugwumps and Liquefactionism are real too?
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