What kind of woman puts on a stratpless bra before she dries herself off?

also that announcer woman gave me a headache.

needs Caligula tag

The woman on the right four seconds in is the real star of this infomercial.

I'm too high to know if this is a joke or not.

Thank God. Now I can return to drying my hair with my pants.

What's with the annotation mid-way through?

Man, if you invite people over and answer the door in a Wearable Towel, I think you just legally became a swinger.

WATCH IT ABSORB THIS BABY

I think they missed a great opportunity by not getting Paul Bellini involved with this.

If I saw my neighbour grabbing the paper in one of these I would call the police just on principle.

Is there an easier way to look like a complete fucking lunatic?

And in the parallel black and white world informercials sometimes give us a glimpse into, this woman's counterpart fatally strangles herself with a plain ol' towel after struggling with it like it was the rubber octopus and she was Tor Johnson in Bride of the Monster.

These 5 stars are for all these comments. Divide them up however you see fit.

the new muumuu

Defeats the whole purpose of a towel, I love it.