1394 I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a wearable towel.
mon666ster If I saw my neighbour grabbing the paper in one of these I would call the police just on principle.
Squidmojo Is there an easier way to look like a complete fucking lunatic?
BHWW And in the parallel black and white world informercials sometimes give us a glimpse into, this woman's counterpart fatally strangles herself with a plain ol' towel after struggling with it like it was the rubber octopus and she was Tor Johnson in Bride of the Monster.
Rudy These 5 stars are for all these comments. Divide them up however you see fit.