1394 I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a wearable towel.
Sudan no1 I'm too high to know if this is a joke or not.
Hooker Thank God. Now I can return to drying my hair with my pants.
jyrque What's with the annotation mid-way through?
Hooper_X Man, if you invite people over and answer the door in a Wearable Towel, I think you just legally became a swinger.
mashedtater is it a common law thing? were no papers need to be signed but it just happens and you still have to go to the court house to have that status revoked?
mon666ster If I saw my neighbour grabbing the paper in one of these I would call the police just on principle.
Squidmojo Is there an easier way to look like a complete fucking lunatic?
BHWW And in the parallel black and white world informercials sometimes give us a glimpse into, this woman's counterpart fatally strangles herself with a plain ol' towel after struggling with it like it was the rubber octopus and she was Tor Johnson in Bride of the Monster.
Rudy These 5 stars are for all these comments. Divide them up however you see fit.
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