|Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference - 2009-05-30 |
Hello SomethingAwful THE Fat people thread.
|Ersatz - 2009-05-30 |
|La Loco - 2009-05-30 |
Her and the dirty guy from quebec should get a show together.
|glasseye - 2009-05-30 |
|thirteen3seven - 2009-05-30 |
I had an "oh my god" moment right when she pulled out the condensed milk. And that was merely the beginning.
|margoth - 2009-05-30 |
|rustedmutt - 2009-05-30 |
So sad...she looks bigger in every subsequent video. Stars for the vile-looking salad.
|Hooker - 2009-05-30 |
THERE IS A CAMERAMAN
Why on Earth would someone even make this video? It makes no sense to me.
|1394 - 2009-05-30 |
It's sweet but then you got that tang.
A cup of sugar and a can of condensed milk. In macaroni salad.
Yea. I've got that pyrex measuring cup. It's actually 2 cups.
I didn't want to believe that was actually the same 2cup pyrex I have filled to the brim. It uses more sugar and condensed milk than I put in huge batch of flan.
|8bitwintermute - 2009-05-30 |
A can of sweetened condensed milk
A cup of sugar
Most of a jar of mayonnaise
|baleen - 2009-05-30 |
This woman really should be stopped. This is really very evil.
AN ENTIRE CAN OF CONDENSED MILK.
|jangbones - 2009-05-30 |
|manfred - 2009-05-30 |
i just had a subway veggie with mayo. i plan to vomit in approximately 10 minutes.
|kennydra - 2009-05-30 |
What the FUCK. It's salad, not soup. It's supposed to be mostly macaroni. I'm gonna be fucking sick. Ugh.
That gloop looked like what they'd make at a deli for about 10 pounds of mac, at LEAST.
There's really too much to say. Gonna go cry now.
|Charming - 2009-05-30 |
I'll bet that is a single serving.
|fluffy - 2009-05-30 |
Mek shur it's 'corporated
|The Townleybomb - 2009-05-30 |
Needs a "wtf, the south" tag.
|Rosebeekee - 2009-05-30 |
Serves 1 to 40 people.
|The Absent-Minded Whatever - 2009-05-30 |
These five stars are dedicated to her getting winded just from talking.
|boner - 2009-05-30 |
I think she overdid it with the pepper.
|Subfuscious - 2009-05-30 |
Her hand looks like an inflated rubber glove.
|Miskimo - 2009-05-30 |
Excluding the veg. I reckon there's about 6250 kcal in that bowl.
|robe - 2009-05-30 |
jesus christ, is the "tang" a tingly feeling working its way up your left arm?
|spikestoyiu - 2009-05-30 |
Even her eyes are fat.
|Architeuthis Tux - 2009-05-30 |
In the generations after the nuking of the salad, tourists would come to call its former location The Great Caramel Flats. They were strongly discouraged from bringing home Sucralite souvenirs due to the lingering radioactivity.
|imairlax - 2009-05-30 |
dude, i...it's just...i mean, for fuck's sake, you know?
|Lauritz Melchior - 2009-05-30 |
Guys, it's not cool to make fun of her weight. The camera adds fifteen pounds!
|hornung - 2009-05-30 |
the carrots make it healthy.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2009-05-31 |
The need for population control: Exhibit 1A
|TheDevil'sWhore - 2009-05-31 |
Wow..I do believe that is the most chin fat I have ever seen.
|retrocious - 2009-05-31 |
Taking full advantage of all three dimensions
|Adham Nu'man - 2009-05-31 |
SALADS ARE HEALTHY!
|theSnake - 2009-05-31 |
1300 - 1 small can sweetened condensed milk
770 - 1 cup sugar
~0 - 1 cup white vinegar
3200 LOL - 1 pint hellmans mayo (16 oz)
1680 - 1 lb box elbow mac
There are actually two cups of sugar in there.
Also, don't forget that opening the bag of carrots burns some calories. Quite a lot, from the sound of her breathing.
|Billy the Poet - 2009-05-31 |
"Ah don't know why ahm fat. Alls I eat is salad!"
|UmbilicalFiend - 2009-06-05 |
YEEEEEEAAAAAH! get that shit corporated!
|Samisyosam - 2009-06-06 |
As I was watching this, I was clawing at my belly screaming "get the fat off me... GET IT OFF ME!" as if I was possessed by some sort of demon. I only weigh 145 but this video made me feel like I was at least 300lbs. I bet I gained ten lbs just staring at that awful goop.
|bopeton - 2009-06-21 |
Why does she add both vinegar and mayo? Isn't mayo made out of vinegar?
I could stand to look at this until 4:15, then I gagged a little.
Jet Bin Fever
yeah, oil, egg, and vinegar primarily. I think I'm getting a blockage just thinking about it.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2009-06-22 |
Her motto is: "A three dimensional food experience from the pantry to the table."
I think there's at least one or two dimensions that she could do without having so much of a food experience from.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-06-23 |
I like how the music has an appropriately farm-y feel to it.
|gambol - 2009-07-11 |
If it weren't for the title, I would have thought at the beginning that she was making fudge.
|sparklefatty - 2009-07-15 |
She died doing what she loved.
|tamago - 2009-11-25 |
I no longer have an appetite. Or a libido. Thanks horrible hambeast and your five pounds of vomit in a bowl!
|Wombles - 2010-09-16 |
Oh don't be melodramatic. I wonder if its good; I really have no clue.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-01-20 |
"fat, fatty, fat fat" tags in perfect harmony
|Lurchi - 2014-09-15 |
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