Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference
Hello SomethingAwful THE Fat people thread.
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Ersatz 
It's glandular.
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La Loco
Her and the dirty guy from quebec should get a show together.
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glasseye
Holy shit.
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thirteen3seven
I had an "oh my god" moment right when she pulled out the condensed milk. And that was merely the beginning.
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margoth
Hot macaroni+mayo=diarrhea
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rustedmutt
So sad...she looks bigger in every subsequent video. Stars for the vile-looking salad.
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Hooker
THERE IS A CAMERAMAN
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Hooker Why on Earth would someone even make this video? It makes no sense to me.
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1394
It's sweet but then you got that tang.
A cup of sugar and a can of condensed milk. In macaroni salad.
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TeenerTot Yea. I've got that pyrex measuring cup. It's actually 2 cups.
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1394 I didn't want to believe that was actually the same 2cup pyrex I have filled to the brim. It uses more sugar and condensed milk than I put in huge batch of flan.
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8bitwintermute
A can of sweetened condensed milk
A cup of sugar
Most of a jar of mayonnaise
what
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baleen
This woman really should be stopped. This is really very evil.
AN ENTIRE CAN OF CONDENSED MILK.
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jangbones
butter golem
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manfred
i just had a subway veggie with mayo. i plan to vomit in approximately 10 minutes.
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kennydra
What the FUCK. It's salad, not soup. It's supposed to be mostly macaroni. I'm gonna be fucking sick. Ugh.
That gloop looked like what they'd make at a deli for about 10 pounds of mac, at LEAST.
There's really too much to say. Gonna go cry now.
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Charming
I'll bet that is a single serving.
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fluffy
Mek shur it's 'corporated
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The Townleybomb
Needs a "wtf, the south" tag.
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Rosebeekee
Serves 1 to 40 people.
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The Absent-Minded Whatever
These five stars are dedicated to her getting winded just from talking.
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boner
I think she overdid it with the pepper.
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Subfuscious
Her hand looks like an inflated rubber glove.
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Miskimo
Excluding the veg. I reckon there's about 6250 kcal in that bowl.
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robe
jesus christ, is the "tang" a tingly feeling working its way up your left arm?
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spikestoyiu
Even her eyes are fat.
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Architeuthis Tux
In the generations after the nuking of the salad, tourists would come to call its former location The Great Caramel Flats. They were strongly discouraged from bringing home Sucralite souvenirs due to the lingering radioactivity.
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imairlax
dude, i...it's just...i mean, for fuck's sake, you know?
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Lauritz Melchior
Guys, it's not cool to make fun of her weight. The camera adds fifteen pounds!
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hornung
the carrots make it healthy.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
The need for population control: Exhibit 1A
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TheDevil'sWhore
Wow..I do believe that is the most chin fat I have ever seen.
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retrocious
Taking full advantage of all three dimensions
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Adham Nu'man
SALADS ARE HEALTHY!
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theSnake
1300 - 1 small can sweetened condensed milk
770 - 1 cup sugar
~0 - 1 cup white vinegar
3200 LOL - 1 pint hellmans mayo (16 oz)
1680 - 1 lb box elbow mac
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6950 Calories.
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The Townleybomb There are actually two cups of sugar in there.
Also, don't forget that opening the bag of carrots burns some calories. Quite a lot, from the sound of her breathing.
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Billy the Poet
"Ah don't know why ahm fat. Alls I eat is salad!"
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UmbilicalFiend
YEEEEEEAAAAAH! get that shit corporated!
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Samisyosam
As I was watching this, I was clawing at my belly screaming "get the fat off me... GET IT OFF ME!" as if I was possessed by some sort of demon. I only weigh 145 but this video made me feel like I was at least 300lbs. I bet I gained ten lbs just staring at that awful goop.
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bopeton
Why does she add both vinegar and mayo? Isn't mayo made out of vinegar?
I could stand to look at this until 4:15, then I gagged a little.
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Jet Bin Fever yeah, oil, egg, and vinegar primarily. I think I'm getting a blockage just thinking about it.
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Jet Bin Fever
Her motto is: "A three dimensional food experience from the pantry to the table."
I think there's at least one or two dimensions that she could do without having so much of a food experience from.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
I like how the music has an appropriately farm-y feel to it.
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gambol
If it weren't for the title, I would have thought at the beginning that she was making fudge.
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sparklefatty
She died doing what she loved.
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tamago
I no longer have an appetite. Or a libido. Thanks horrible hambeast and your five pounds of vomit in a bowl!
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Wombles
Oh don't be melodramatic. I wonder if its good; I really have no clue.
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WHO WANTS DESSERT
"fat, fatty, fat fat" tags in perfect harmony
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